Amnesia Haze

OMG soooooo happy!!! LMFAO!!!

TLDR: good weed, get it. regular everyday smokers will get high (ofc this is generalized everyone ingests cannabis differently butttt I’ve been smoking everyday for a year, 2 bowls of this=2 and a half joints, u feel me. Detailed: Okay hear me out I made an account BECAUSE of amnesia haze. I am usually the one who looks at the reviews, never bothering to contribute bc really, it’s not necessary but it just helps others out if u do, especially when it’s a variety of opinions from diff tolerance level smokers. I have a fairly regular to high tolerance, so Ive been playing around with the more “cheaper” strains @ my dispensary (medical) and that happened to include this hidden gem commonly overlooked because of its low % thc, where I live east coast md it was like 38 for an 1/8, the reviews were saying not to be fooled this and that etc, and ive heard that before with other strains that I ended up not getting high from personally. so if this sounds like u, tired of getting ur hopes up tryna find that weed that sits between therapeutic and slightly psychedelic (in higher doses ofc) amnesia haze—and it’s in the name—is ur go to if u wanna feel hazy, fuzzy and funny inside while enjoying your afternoon/evening. upon opening I was taken aback to one of the very first times I bought weed from my dealer, that citrusy delicious sweet and soury smell squeezed my nose, “remember me?” she whispered nonchalantly in my ear. my subconscious knew this was some good sh, but I was still hesitant after having my trust broken too many times by strains that are popular and hyped yet don’t help me at all besides make me jittery and stumble on my words lmao. this beauty has a fluff to her, u can squeeze lightly on the buds and like a memory foam pillow of dank it comes back up. and the color is a lush green with lovely green and orange hairs. The feeling/effects: With a thc of 15.15 one may tilt their head, but the terps will not disappoint you!!! caryophyllene is at a 2.014 & pinene 0.352 sitting at the top of the list, the entourage effect in this strain is just 👩‍🍳💋👌, you won’t wanna leave its side. had me singing out loud with headphones full blast not gaf if I’m off key, just so happy to be alive and singing, I was uplifted yet relaxed simultaneously, one foot in two diff dimensions and it was working. for guys I guess it’s almost like u got shitty hand jobs from strangers in alleys for a long time and just when u were losing all hope, this one comes along and not only gets you but gives divine sacred bjs and for the first time u feel like respecting your standards again. ladies, it’s like ur man finally listening to u for the first time and he keeps on doing it 🤣🤣its AMAZING. Let me do another a quick rip from this bong rq and tell y’all in real time what this is hold up ** Like I said brothers and sisters it’s smooth on the inhale, and on the exhale I wanna say for lack of a better term it has a ricey aftertaste in the nose ??🤣But I like it, like if u smoked rice paper before, it’s got that kinda creamy but light fragrant taste. anyway, other reviews have mentioned this makes them giggly, what do y’all think I’ve been doing writing this high ass review😭and its cold af outside 10pm in nov that’s how much I gotta burn my amnesia haze. damn, someone sponsor me. But that’s what this strain will do to u, u will say fuck it it’s worth going out in the bone shaky cold. also read from other experiences that this last quite a long while, which is exactly what i (we) need after shitty alley hand jobs/husbands not listening to jack herer shit. for blunt smokers, man will this shoot you surely to whatever realm u wish!! I recommend this to avid stoners alike, and to beginners, I suggest one bowl for u is enough honey, see how u feel. god is good all the time!!! And all the time,—-u finish the rest! For He has led me to thy haze of amnesia. 🍁🔥❤️

Let me give you my honest two cents—Amnesia Haze is one of those strains that hits like sunshine for the soul. I’ve tried my fair share of sativas, but this one? It’s in a league of its own. I smoked it first thing in the morning on a day I felt heavy, groggy, and honestly not in the mood to deal with life. Within minutes, that changed. The buzz comes on fast but smooth, like a fresh cup of citrusy coffee. I felt my chest open up, my mood lifted, and my brain click into gear. It’s not the type of high that overwhelms you—it’s clear-headed, euphoric, and genuinely motivating. I knocked out my to-do list, cleaned my apartment, and even got a workout in, all while vibing with the music playing in the background like I was the main character. What really stood out, though, was how it cut through my morning anxiety like a blade. I tend to carry a lot of mental tension, especially when I wake up, but this strain had me feeling centered, light, and surprisingly optimistic. For anyone dealing with depression, ADHD, or fatigue, Amnesia Haze might be the jumpstart you didn’t know you needed. If you’re ever at Pull Up DC and looking for a mood reset that still keeps you functional and focused—don’t even think twice. Grab the Amnesia Haze. You’ll remember why you fell in love with cannabis in the first place.