Critical Plus

Remember playing D&D? Remember you had your first-level wizard with his Magic Missile spell and damned if he wasn't ready to use it? Then sure as shit, here comes a kobol rambling down the hall, intent on causing mayhem and injustice. There you are: all that stands between the creature and the town below. It's time for . . . MAGIC MISSILE! So you pick up that fat d20 and shake it so hard that it looks like you're giving a ghost a hand-job, then let 'er rip -- natural 20! You scored a CRITICAL HIT! Down goes the kobol and up goes your XP! This weed kinda works like that. You pull two tokes off this weed and your ass FLOATS from Mt. Doom back to the Shire. And on the way there, you stop at In-n-Out and order two Double-Doubles and a 7-Up because that 7-Up gets +3 against cotton-mouth. So there you are, back in the Shire, wondering what the fuck you're gonna do now that you've been to Mt. Doom and back and there's no titty bar within a six day ride, and now you're looking at the ponies all funny. Oh, that's right: you're gonna take a couple more CRITICAL HITS before you and that one Elf hotty jump aboard The Love Boat and fart off to the lands to the west. And I guarantee when you get there, your ass will STILL be high! It's that kinda weed, man. This is definitely for 20th Level characters and above. (BTW: after I wrote this review, I realized this weed is named 'Critical Plus' and not 'Critical Hit'. MY name it better so the review stays!)

I tried this strain recently and it's not bad. I think some comments here might be overhyping this strain a bit. Like I said, it's not bad but it does give you headaches, and a lot of them, for a lot of consecutive days after you smoke it. I vaporize my buds and only microdose before sleep, I'm currently trying a lot of different strains to find the perfect fit for me. This one, even tho it's an indica and helps you sleep, does have some terrible effects. Me and my partner got a lot of headaches and a lot of amnesia from it. These are 2 things that are big deal breakers for me. Not as bad as some sativa strains I smoked in the past but it's still not great. I'm giving it 3 stars only cuz I have smoked some awful strains before and I know there is worse out there. Regardless of the bad effects, the good things about this strain is that it makes you feel very creative, sleepy, hungry, giggly, happy, it's a great couch lock for watching American Dad or anything that makes you giggle while eating a fat plate of vegan spaghetti bolognese and some vegan cream pastries. If you have this strain on hand, its a nice trip, but if you want to buy this one specifically, I recommend you to pass it. A strain like White Widow would be a better pick than this one.

I chose this strain for Fibromyalgia relief. It takes about 30 minutes but it's like my nerves, joints and muscles feel cool and calm. My body is relaxed. If I try to do stuff like vacuum the room. Everything is aggravated and the effect wears of. So great pain relief but chill out and enjoy it. I vape this strain, there is a powerful skunk, pine, lemon-lime taste that is surprisingly a little sweet and pleasant. My head felt happy, clear, creative. Silly but not in a childish obnoxious way. The effects lasted a few hours. Love this strain. It's like Bubba-fett's happier, gentle sexy little cousin.