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I ain't trying to hate on no herb; you feel me? But I didn't get the results that a lot of people done had with this strain. Yeah, the shit got me high, but I was tryin to get up on that Winchell's doughnuts straight out the oven sweetie pie in my damn mouth experience, nah'mean? I smoked me up some Sweet Tooth like on a Friday - Nothin. Then I did it again on Saturday - Nothin. Again, don't get me wrong, the shit got me faded, son. But the high wasn't even all that. I was tryin to get faded, son. It's like when you go get yo expensive ass coffe and it's supposed to be one of those mocha vanilla pecan Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Willy Wonka ass blends supposed to make a brother wig blow back and you like,"Fool, this black coffe with some syrup in it and some gat damn froth." I'm gonna give the remainder of my Sweet Tooth to my gramma and maybe she can taste the intended sweetness with her old ass. I got you, gramma. <3

Rollin with my boys, right. Then this "Blueberry" gets rolled up. I'm like,"Maaaan. I ain't hittin nothing called 'Blueberry.'" Homies started to roast on me so I caved because I didn't wanna have to get all fists of fury on my boys, going on 3 stooges on a fool. Hit the Blueberry and it was like a little ninja snuck into my mind and beat down all the ego I had. I was like a little kid all smiley and what not. This strain creeps up on you when you think you ain't had enough, so don't go cray. Just do what you do and let it ride for a minute. It'll get ya.

I was like,"lemme hit that. Tryin to get faded, son." And then babygirl was like,"Don't call me son." Then upon toke on this fantastic strain, I experienced a moderate "classic high" with a lot of deep relaxation similar to a really expensive ass shiatsu massage afterglow. Got a little thirsty but didn't want to move. Asked bae to bring up some water and got my hydrate on. Apologized to babygirl for calling her "son." I did get a bit of a strange aftertaste from this strain, but that ain't nothing some ribs can't fix. Amirite?