“A beautiful and very professional looking establishment, but I didn't understand the wait time. I waited 15 minutes, saw only two people leave before I could go in. Once I was in, I was the only one in there. The product I was looking for was unavailable. I only bought a couple of pre rolls. Both pre rolls were rolled too tightly. the joints wouldn't burn normally. Big runs on both. Also compared it next to a pre roll from my usual shop, and it looked considerably smaller. I don't know, maybe they crammed a g in there, like I said before, rolled way too tight. Lastly, I did not enjoy the fact that they take & hold my ID inside the lobby area until another person comes in and takes it with them into the next room, where they hold onto it behind the counter again. It. was uncomfortable and made it hard to concentrate on browsing. I think I'll stick to my normal place I go to where I'm in & out in five minutes and they hardly even glace at my ID anymore whenever I pull it out of my wallet. Sorry, I really heard good things about this place and really wanted to like it....”
Hi losapher, thanks for the review. We are sorry we didn't meet your expectations. There can be a lot going on behind the scenes sometimes, between product intake, meetings, employees taking lunch breaks, etc. We are only human :). We always weigh our pre-rolls to ensure there is a gram in each one, so it sounds like it may have gotten rolled up a little too tight, or perhaps it was a particularly sticky strain. Either way, we'll work on making those better! Happy smoking, take care.
Hi, xxruby! Thank you so much for your review. We are very pleased that you enjoy our quality cannabis. We aim to please and always love seeing smiling faces walk in the door. Positive energy is contagious! See you soon :)
“This place is my go to. The goji og, animal cookies, and mhm Durban poison are noteworthy. Service is always super helpful and friendly. You may find yourself waiting 30 mins or so, but it's always worth it.”
“Sitting in the lobby as I write this...came in and there were four people in front of me...two left and still waiting. One review said half an hour wait...are you kidding me? So just a tick over 20 minutes and I'm in. Budtender thanked me for my patience and gave me excellent service and advice. This is a beautiful dispensery with quality products. However, I feel if you are doing enough business at times to have up to a 30 min wait...hire additional personnel. I guess I could call ahead and ask what the wait time is. This is my only complaint. If you have time to kill before even looking at product, by all means come here. Personally, there are other dispenseries that I am in and out of in less that 5 minutes. Once Five Zero Trees gets a handle on that wait time, they will be a very competitive dispensery.”
We really appreciate reviews like this Troy, thank you for taking the time to provide us with quality and genuine feedback and suggestions to make us better. We are grateful for your patience during this hectic holiday season and thank you for repping Five Zero Trees!!! Hope to see you soon :)
“I was completely surprised that I had never heard of this place before. I'm very picky where I go for my medicine that I depend on. The customer service is wonderful here. The budtenders are helpful and down to earth. The most important quality, of course is their quality of medicine. They have high-quality, topnotch marijuana that consists of some famous strains, and a few of their own, too. I got 4 different quarters, and every strain is wonderful. I'm so relieved and pleased after wasting money on other ventures outside of my two main stops. Thanks for coming to this side of the river, chronic. ”
Alleycat84! Thank you for taking time and writing us a review, we love hearing about everyone's experience. We strive to succeed in every way possible. We are pleased to hear that our quality of medicine was up to your standards we will not let you down! See you soon!!!
“After you hand your ID to the person behind the enormous hardwood tree-slab desk and take a seat in their ski-lodge like waiting area, you have an equal chance of being greeted by a super friendly, burly, bearded bud bro or an equally charming bud betty in a beanie. They will take you into their magical wood-paneled room and its large selection of excessively crystalled nugs in fishbowl-sized jars. They have a good variety here, but the strongest suit at Five Zero Trees seems to be quality. Every last gram I have gotten from here has been top grade. If somebody came into town and said "Show me your best cannabis, sir" this is where I would take them.
Some tips: just like everyplace else, their best stuff has a tendency to run out, so be sure to stock up if you find a new favorite. Also, check out their little pre-roll bin on the counter, it seems like they put the newest strains in there and you can grab a sample of something fun that way. Thanks, Five Zero!”