Five Zero Trees Reviews

  • “Five Zero Trees. The fact is, this IS my favorite dispensary. Every time I walk in the door I feel welcomed and at home. I am always impressed with the cannabis quality and selection. I am grateful that they carry CO2 oil from Mt. Hood Extracts - that's a favorite of mine. Every conversation with the dispensary folks is pleasant and often times leads to other great topics, which lends to the friendly atmosphere. I do have to say that I am a bit biased here, since I was the winner of their raffle contest the other week. I won a 30g bud of pure Northern Lights that was so impressive and so amazing that I practically drooled over it every time I went in the dispensary. I was so excited to get the phone call saying I had won the raffle. Totally made my day. Shoot, my day is made every time I go to Five Zero Trees. Make your day too and visit them soon!”

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    Comment from Five Zero Trees

    Thank you so much for the review, we were so happy that one of our regular patients took the lovely lady home, the relationships that we build with our patients are very important to us, and we love to be able to greet people by name and make people feel welcome here, we are a family, and now you are part of it, thank you.

  • “had a problem with my crop and these guys gave me all new clones to replace my fucked up shit. Plus they did it all for free. best shop in town and coolest owners ever.”

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    Pdxclouds420, we are happy that you had a good experience with us, and even better that you actually got to meet and speak with the owners, get us some pictures of those ladies when they finish up!

  • “I have been coming here since they first opened and have always been a HUGE supporter of their quality and have referred them to many friends looking for top shelf medicine. However, I called the other day to ask if they would accept my temporary card after getting a renewal (I have been an OMMP cardholder for nearly a decade) in which the person on the phone gladly told me to come on in as long as I had been in the computer. I arrived, was kindly greeted, and purchased some bubble hash and flowers. Yesterday (the day AFTER I had just been allowed to use my temp. paperwork) I drove all the way from Welches to get some medicine for my sick father only to have the manager of the shop turn me away and tell me they cannot let me in with the identical temporary paperwork I had brought in the day before. He seemed to not care at all about the horrible inconvenience and exhibited a huge lack of compassion for someone claiming to be in the "medicinal" world. VERY unsatisfied with the level of unprofessional shown and had always been treated very great before this incident. I understand there are rules and regulations you must abide by, but to let me in the day before after I called to make sure, this should not have happened. HUGE thumbs down for poor treatment of a very loyal customer. Bad business. ”

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    Comment from Five Zero Trees

    KGB, We are sorry about the confusion concerning your paperwork. The law states we cannot accept temporary paperwork for entry into our facility. The employee who let you in was trying their best to follow our rules and take care of your medical needs. I am the shop manager and after talking with our PRF concluded that it is in our legal interest to not allow any patient into our facility with temporary paperwork, regardless of their previous paperwork already on file. Each new patient card is connected to a new patient identification number which we must have in order to conduct any transactions. I apologize for any inconvenience this has caused you and I hope you understand that we are only trying to follow the rules as best we can in order to serve our patients honestly and be a positive example in the medical marijuana community. Thank you for your past support, and we hope you will consider us once you receive your physical card, Best Wishes, Doc

  • “Very nice place! Discreet physical location with plenty of off-street parking... the inside atmosphere is immaculate... Meds are top notch ***Animal Cookies are off the chain*** They also have a major glass selection w/ plenty of concentrate technologies... Definite in the Top 3 shops in PDX ... Arguably the best!”

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    Thanks for the kind words wburke1983! We just put out some Forum Cut Girl Scout Cookies that are also worth checking out if you loved the Animal Cookies! Also very nice to hear you enjoy our glass shop! We work hard to stay on top of all the trends in the world of dabbing! Let us know if there's ever anything you're hunting for that we don't have! -Erik Five Zero Trees

  • “im from salem. with a number of different medical problems. and the meds in salem just dont do it for me.ill take the 60 mile drive to portland then get meds from salem. the quality of the flowers and concentrates our outstanding!! i cant get enough of this ice wax the taste and the way it bubbles is just phenomenal!! got some animal cookies and it is fire!!it has some most trichomes i have ever seen on a bud and it does wonders for my chrohns disease!! thanks so much five zero trees! i will always be back every month.”

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    Hey bonghitsfordays, I am from Salem too, that is why I drive to work in our amazing establishment every day, because I am so proud of what we do here and the shop is on a whole new level. We appreciate you travelling and spreading the love. I wouldn't be able to do what I do if it wasn't for amazing patients like you-K.K. FZT

  • “I have been telling everyone - Five Zero Trees has the best flowers in Portland. Now, it appears that they want to get all of my concentrates business, because they have a truly delightful selection at the moment. Both the Huckle Berry and LVPK shatters are tasty and potent, Highly Recommend. ”

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    Comment from Five Zero Trees

    We love our patients and thank you for your review, we don't see the need for our patients to go to more than one location for their needs, so we are really trying to expand our selection to meet all our patients preferences and needs, if you like the Huckleberry and LVPK you should try the Mazaar Cinex Blend it tested at 81.8% THC, It's delicious.

  • “Best club in portland. The meds are great. Service is fire just like the medicine ”

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    That is what we like to hear, TheNakedDabMan, we take alot of pride in our service and we know our success is based on our patients, we wouldn't be able to do what we love if it wasn't for you, so thank you for your support, we truly appreciate, One Love

  • “great place to get meds and glass if needed ”

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    Thanks for the review Mrwatsonn, all the mini-rigs are 20% through the month of August several different styles and brands, so come check out what's new in the shop!

  • “Had a nice visit with knowledgeable, friendly staff who hooked me up with a sweet oil rig, some exceptionally tasty Mt Hood Magic buds and some well-crafted concentrates. There several top tier dispensaries in Portland and Five Zero Trees ranks near the top. Thanks for a great first impression!”

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    Thank you for your review, we love all of our patients and we are stoked you like your new glass! Come by and see us again soon!

  • “very clean and organized, would definitely recommend... just drop the pre rolls price and everything would be 1000% where it at.”

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    Thanks for your review, if you bring in a friend for our "Reefer a friend" promotion you both get a house pre-roll then you won't have to pay for the King size, sorry the King size are almost a gram loaded and usually done from buds, so we are unable to offer them at a lower reimbursement but we have the 10% happy hour every night that gives you a break so come see us 7-8 Mon through Thursday or 6-8 Fri and Saturday!