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Blueberry X Haze; a favorite Sativa-hybrid for help with sleep problems, nausea, cramping, migraines and more!
The taste is ever-so-sweet with definite fruitiness, with the aroma being thick, sweet and hash-like. Harlequin is preceded by a Thai cannabis strain, a Swiss one, and a Columbian Gold marijuana strain. While Harlequin is notably low in THC content (lab testing in California showed around 7%), it is considerably high in CBD (usually showing results between 5% and 9%). Cannabidiol content this high in strains throughout dispensaries is considered somewhat rare in recent time, making this unique strain sought after for it's pain relieving qualities and noticeable cerebral effects. Harlequin is not for those smokers who are just looking to "catch a buzz," due to the low THC content, however medicinally speaking, this strain is great for patients looking for chronic pain relief or who enjoy meditating, because of the amount of CBD present in the cannabis.
Experience the best that the world has to offer. True fuel from the Joseph OG's legendary lineage meets Jamaica's finest cultivar and life-giving herb, the Lambsbread. Fill your palate with the finest aromas that nature has to offer. The Lambsbread is a unique plant that holds the keys to countless flavors including cherries, citrus, and skunk that create a delightful mix of fruity diesel funk. The experience of sampling different phenotypes of the Irie OG demonstrates the uniqueness of each cut. The long-lasting sativa-dominant effects can awaken the creativity within our minds and provide a soothing relaxing state of mind for the entire day.
The consensus seems to be that it is a mix of three strains: Durban Poison, Fire OG, and either Cherry Pie or Cherry Kush. I’d pick up any one of these strains if I saw them on the menu. But when bred together, they near transcendance.There is a sweet citrus to the aroma, from either the Cherry Pie or Fire OG, that explodes from this strain when ever I grind it up. The Durban offers a refined, nutty earthiness, like soy or almond milk. Together, it is easy to see how this complex hybrid creates Key Lime Pie. The taste is equally sweet to the smell — full of citrus, berry, and spice. I have long appreciated 50/50 hybrids, and Key Lime Pie seems to be as balanced as they come. At no time did the high become so cerebral that it was overwhelming. I was still able to work and hold conversations with ease. At the same time, there was no couch lock or drowsiness. Whether I medicated in the morning or at night, I was up and moving and getting things done, albeit with a smile on my face. But as they say: accentuate the positive. Key Lime Pie certainly seems to do that. While you get many of the positives from both sativa and indica, you seem to get none of the negatives. The high was chatty and creative, mellow and relaxing. There was also nice pain relief in the joints. The body goes jiggly and soft, adding to the mellow feeling. Worries and pain both just melt away.
Trainwreck x LA Confidential An Arcata California classic and “living legend” if you will. Trainwreck has an extremely pungent ammonia kick to it.
The "Stardawg" or "Star Dawg" is a heavy yielding Indica dominant hybrid that bears the genetic makeup of a few different Chemdawg phenotypes and backcrosses. This Chemdawg based variety is specifically comprised of the original Chem #4 and a backcrossed inbred strain called, Tres Dawg. Bringing these two powerhouse strains together created a very funky and hard hitting hybrid Indica that produces large amounts of huge, thick and extremely resinous buds. The "Stardawg" has a very pungent and potent terpene profile that is a mix of diesel fuel funk, lemon pledge stank and earthy, spicy undertones that leave a rather bold flavor on your tongue for quite some time. Her rather distinct flavor and aroma are followed by a relaxing and sedative Indica dominant body high that quickly works it's way through your system as it completely relaxes every last muscles and eases away any aches and pains the day may have brought upon while also having a nice stoney visual to wrap it all together.
Hindu Kush X Malana; 100% Indica!
organically extracted CO2 hash oil processed by The HappyCat/Co2 Organics. A full flavor, solvent-less hash oil extract with optimal terpene retention designed for a potent and great tasting dab!
Dama Oil Vapor Cartridges .75ml
pre-filled e-pen ready-to-go out of box, good for 150 puffs (compare to JuJu Joints)
available in a variety of flavors; solventless, glycol free (cartridges are filled with .5mL of Co2 oil and cut with .25mL of coconut oil)
available in Sativa, Indica, Hybrid, and flavor-infused.
0.5g premium CO2 extracted hash oil, no glycols or additives!
In House NM Rosin (.5g/1g) *NEW PRICING*
NM Clear Cartridge
Thinc Pure Co2 Cartridge (.500 mL)
Available in chocolate, white chocolate, or strawberry.
In Sativa, Indica, and CBD varieties. 4 capsules per pack (each are 25mg).
100mg Caramels available in either Indica or Sativa. Super yummy!
CPC Tinctures 3 gram
strain-specific cannabis infused chocolate bars
Call to inquire of flavors in stock, optional flavors: brownies, raspberry bars, blackberry bars, capitol hill bars, blonde brownies, and coconutty bars.
Greenlight Edibles 200mg Super Brownie
Greenlight Edibles 40mg Cookies
Greenlight Edibles Peanut Butter Cups
house-made cereal bars medicated with 200mg of cannabis per bar!
In House Gummies 250mg
M's Canna Caramels
M's Cookie Cheesecake
M's Medibles Dirt Bomb
M's Medibles Gooey Lemon Cheesecake
M's Medibles Lemon Bar
M's Medibles Love Bar
M's Medibles MIni Dirt Bomb
M's Medicated Chews 300mg (5pk)
M's PB Love Bar
M's Red Velvet Cake
A blend of 13mg THC & 13mg CBD concentrate infused into coconut oil.
Mt. Si AC/DC Coco Tabs
Mt. Si Harlequinn Coco Tabs
Rocket Chew 80mg
all natural coffee beverage with 100mg caffeine and medicated at 72mg of THC. super delicious!
5 flavors to choose from! Strawberry lemonade, Original old fashioned lemonade, Blackberry lemonade, Strawberry lemonade, and now, Northwest Berry Lemonade!! They're super delicious!!
Sativa Valley Body Lotion
Sativa Valley CannaMaxima
Sativa Valley CBD Tincture
Sativa Valley Chapstick
Sativa Valley Massage Oil 1oz
Sativa Valley Migraine Salve
Topical Way Massage Candle
Stylus-pen design vape battery designed for use with most oil cartridge brands. Comes with charger, limited lifetime warranty.
Vita Verde Cayenne Balm
Vita Verde Fire Balm
Vita Verde Soothe-Ice Cream