Theorem Cannabis Reviews

  • “The shop is very clean, not seedy at all. Easy parking and the crew running the shop knew their stuff. This shop has quality figured out! I picked up 3g of Salish Sativa, High Tide. I would definitely recommend this to anyone wanting a go with for their next BBQ!”

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    Comment from Theorem Cannabis

    We really try our best to make this new experience as normal as possible, Thank You! Since you like the High Tide, next time you've gotta try the Avitas Cinex 3.5g. Thanks for sharing!

  • “Was so excited to see a shop open up near my house! The staff is really welcoming and knowledgeable about their products, super friendly and professional, and helped me find some great new strains. My only quibble is the pricing- while some varieties seem adequately and competitively priced, some seemed way higher than what I've seen in other stores. I don't mind paying a little more for some quality weed within walking distance, but I'd become a more regular customer if there was a larger variety at more reasonable prices. "Carefully Curated" seems to be appealing to the wealthier Eastsiders commuting along Bothell Way, however, so I don't necessarily see that changing soon. Overall, a great shop to keep in your rotation, but if you're on a budget, I'd look elsewhere.”

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    Comment from Theorem Cannabis

    Thank you so much for the detailed feedback! We have made some price changes and would love for you to come visit us again!

  • “Another very nice shop, and the first recreational shop in Kenmore. I like the vibe and the service is very good. In my experience with WA recreational shops, the prices are not unreasonable at all. The quality of the product is excellent. The only disappointment is the lack of a tip jar. I understand why it's not here, but it's nice to be able to show the staff appreciation for their excellent service.”

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    Comment from Theorem Cannabis

    I sincerely appreciate your comment concerning tipping and in particular to the quality service you received. Please visit our store in August because the Theorem staff has selected to "give back" to Community through an outreach project that our customers can show their appreciation. Thank you for visiting us and we look forward to seeing you soon.

  • “I got the impression that the owner of the shop was going for certain clientel. The shop was setup very nice but I can tell it wasn't meant for your average Joe. The prices were much higher than any other shop I've been to and the workers were pushy trying to up sell me while I was there. I was taking my time.looking around but felt very rushed. I did enjoy the door man or security. He was very accommodating when I walked in and actually brightened my day. Thank you Quinton for being so respectful and actually caring about my day and my feelings. I will not be visiting again until the vibe changes.”

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    Comment from Theorem Cannabis

    Theorem is committed to market level pricing on high quality products only. We do not want to compromise quality to hit some of the lower price points offered In the market. Watch Leafly and our website for very competitive Seafare Specials on Premium Cannabis. We hope to see you again.

  • “Friendly, knowledgable staff, and a reasonable selection for their first few weeks in. The prices, however... I don't know what that other guy was used to when he said 'reasonable', but comparing their strain prices to the same at other locations via leafy shows that they're the most expensive nearby. I hope to see them get more in line with current market rates.”

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    Comment from Theorem Cannabis

    Thank you and keep an eye on our website for the addition of new strains, beverages and exciting new Vaporizer products. Your input on pricing will be reviewed and we truly appreciated your input!

  • “Awesome shop, knowledgeable staff, outstanding products, and they take debit cards, which is way better than coughing up a fee at an in shop atm.”

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    Comment from Theorem Cannabis

    Thanks for the kudos!! We're doing everything we can to keep a recreational cannabis experience affordable. Hope we see you again soon!

  • “This place is like Nordstrom or something but instead of overpriced jeans they just carry the dopest dope. You go in and don't get blasted with some gross mix of scents trying to cover other scents, but instead it's just a suggestion of that sweet Mary Jane perfume. Snoop's Dream is my favorite for sure, and them having pre-rolls helps make it easy, but they got all kinds of edibles which keeps the lady friend hiiiiigh too. People were nice, one dude knew a bunch more than I do which is rare. Prices seemed pretty good compared to everyone else I've been to since legalization.”

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    Comment from Theorem Cannabis

    Thanks for the great feedback - it's good to know we have a little bit of knowledge to share with everyone.

  • “After a long day, the employees at this location were kind and compassionate. In addition they are knowledgeable with out arrogance. I believe the best part was the security guard Quinton. He was caring and jovial and was willing to get change from his car to cover a few cents I was short.”

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    Comment from Theorem Cannabis

    Glad to hear our team was a bright spot in your day!

  • “Brand new shop. Very friendly and knowledgeable staff. Pricing is competitive.”

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    Comment from Theorem Cannabis

    Thank you and keep an eye on our website for special offers and members only events!