Top Hat Express Reviews

  • “This is the closest place to where I live, so despite its decidedly ramshackle outside appearance, and the fact that it was on the same block where I've often seen sheriff department cars and deputies responding to calls in some of the multi-family residences, I decided to see what it was like. Inside to the right is what appeared to be a deconstructed wooden something or other. On the left is a foot-square window and two chairs against the wall. You show you ID at the window and gain entry. I was greeted by a friendly man, David I think, one of the owners all of which have the same last name (so presumably this is a family operation). This is about as non-pretentious a pot store you are likely to visit. About 10 by 12 feet inside, two or three glass display cases with probably half or less of the varieties in the typical Portland store. I explained to David that I'd been invited to a Thanksgiving gathering and wanted to bring something that might be new for the youngsters there (those in their 30's and 40's) and that they like (yeah, I'm old enough to have lived incarcerated through the time when an ounce of pot could get you sentenced to 20 years in Oklahoma). He suggested Dawg Walker (Hybrid-Indica Dominate, THC-29.8%, CBD 0.08%). I'd been vaping the classic Jack Herer ( 19.68% THC) and never tried anything with this much THC. I vaped a 50/50 mix of the two and spend two hours in a pleasant haze listening to music and watching the colors on the TV oblivious to the content. It was an altogether relaxing and pleasant experience - next will try the 100% Dawg Walker...”

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  • “This by far has to be one of the worst dispensaries I have been too. I am a medical patient who enjoys flower. I was severely disappointed with not only the selection of flower but the display method. I went to open one of the display containers and spell the flower and all I could smell was tobacco. Most of the other containers smelled like they were previously used for spices. Come on people you can't even spend $1.00 per container from the dollar tree. Then on to their prices. What a joke? I asked for a pricing and the store owner indicated the price per gram was the only price they have. She indicated she could not give any quantity pricing because she would not make any money. Well thats funny every other dispensary in Portland Metro area gives a quantity discount. Flower was poorly trimmed. Looked like a 5 year old handled. End of my rant. I WILL 100% NOT REVISIT THIS LOCATION NOR WILL I RECOMMEND TO ANY OF MY MEDICAL OR RECREATIONAL SMOKING FRIENDS!!!!!”

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    Comment from Top Hat Express

    We hope that you have by now located a shop that you thoroughly enjoy! We do want you and everyone to know that every jar ever used in this store is 100% new, never used for spice or anything else. There has never been any tobacco in this store so maybe it was just your nose that day? Sorry for your bad experience.

  • “Budtender was very kind and helpful, and I was in and out in 10 minutes. I'll definitely be back. ”

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  • “Best place in downtown Milwaukie end up there no matter what... I'm here right now ”

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  • “Walking in to the building i thought i was in the wrong place, just because of how it looked.... the staff was nice but the stuff i bought wasn't up to par.”

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  • “Was not to impressed with what this dispensary has to offer.”

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  • “Amazing people, service and vibe. If you are the pretentious hipster concerned with the "ambiance" or where to park your full length, NPR sponsored Subaru this isn't likely the place for you (I have nothing against NPR or Subaru, just saying). However, if you enjoy real people and great conversation or just some fairly priced excellent quality and product, this is definitely the spot. I am, as of today a new and loyal customer. The pre-rolled Mango Kush for $5.00, yeah... that was phenomenal, the multiple variety and selection I left with... awesome, but the customer service, deeply appreciated and valued above all else. Sending all I can your way! Thanks for being amazing human beings! Definitely returning frequently!”

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  • “Great little spot. Easy access and parking. Wonderful atmosphere with a very polite and knowledgeable staff. I think its a family business. Mango Kush was excellent. Super Lemon Haze was very energetic.”

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  • “The staff is very friendly and welcoming selection is amazing and prices are fantastic definitely a routine stop for me.”

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  • “Super nice staff, seemed pretty knowledgeable. Location easy to find: right under light rail bridge, parking a little tight. Small location. Nice bud, tried the pbr flower. Came on quick, lasted a couple of hours, came down nice. All in all a good experience!”

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