First off, I am the one person on Planet Earth, who has never written an on line review of anything! There is no movie, smartphone app, adult flick, or restaurant review, that my creative opinion can be credited with.
But, this is one of those rare, once in a lifetime experiences, where I've truly been WOWed as a Customer. And Child I've got to tell somebody about it!
The location, is easily accessible. It feels safe and secure. There is no seediness, shadiness or shakiness in the vicinity. Yay!!!!
The Dispensary, you'll find a cozy, yet comfortable, uncluttered, clean and modern decor. Mmmmm
The Staff, get yourself ready because they aim to get you HIGH. And as soon as that door to Vessel-heaven opens, they are armed with friendly smiles and helpful Budtender knowledge!
The Herb, I have not been disappointed with a single strain yet. Of course, I have had my favorites. But this is the place, where you can always get a good buzzzz, even if you are on a Bud-get.
If you've only got a food stamp card to buy munchies and a $20 bill to spare. This is the place for an eight!
If your great, great, great somebody, you never, ever even met, left you millions. This is the place to have luxurious tastes!
And if you're a Human, (or Alien) somewhere in between, then this is Place, because Vessel-Gives-Good-Green!!!!