Professor Chaos Reviews

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  • “Love this strain. sparkles more than the ring I got my wife. great hybrid. puts you down but brings you right back up and awake. The smell is the most noticable part and it carries right into the taste. A must try.”

  • “Let's start with the smell. Oh, sweet smelly smell. A sweet earthy smell with a very small touch of pine. The flavor matches as well, a nice earthy tone, very woody and very light spice to it. The high is phenomenal, very clear headed and VERY energetic minus the pounding anxiety. Great if you need to get work DONE. But don't over do it, honestly, or you will know exactly what ADHD feels like, and I'm not remotely ...”

  • “This purple beauty tested out at 22% from patients choice Lakewood and is probably the only strain I've ever had actually taste and smell almost exactly like bubble gum. Just wanted to spread the word. The high is definitely there too. Great hybrid generics, will chill you out and relax you like a indica but will also give you an unexpected kick in the ass of energy which makes it a great social strain.”

  • “This turned out to be a great find. ..this is the last of the night so not quite with it right now so will right better review soon. .but this is super good”

  • “The energy boost transitions into a fairly nice muscle release. I was alert and my mood improved greatly. I don't know what to say, it's a fantastic strain in my opinion, with a very nice up and a really gentle come down.”

  • “My current favorite ❤️❤️❤️”

  • “This gave me an unbelievable amount of energy, a very clear headed high, and a mellow, relaxed mood. At first it made me feel very mellow and relaxed, almost sleepy. After about 15 minutes, once the full effects had kicked in, I was very energetic and focused, and my migraine was gone! A word of caution: don't take this before bed. I did I couldn't sleep, I was up all night, and finally got up at 6 am. Take this as i...”

  • “I love this strain. It helps me get going on mornings where my depression makes things hard. It provides an incredibly potent dose of medicine without couch locking me, making it ideal for mornings.”