Grape Ape Reviews

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  • “Smells like a grape jolly rancher - feels like you're an 800 pound gorilla. I never imagined knowing what that felt like but for some reason I just felt really big. My hand didn't look bigger but it certainly felt huge. I'm a seasoned smoker (vaporizer) and have never felt anything quite like it. Obviously gives you some couch lock which is great for streaming Netflix and going to sleep.”

  • “Grape Ape, What a primate it is. The Ga I grinded and smoked was top shelf. It was grown, flushed, dried and trimmed properly by a local dispensary here in Michigan. The smell was so beautifully filled with berry and grape tones. The smoke out of my bubbler was so incredibly smooth and tasty that I didn't want to stop. Ga is a creeper for me as the effects take about 5-10 minutes. Then, incredible head relaxation...”

  • “What a brilliant strain. With my experience, the fun starts around 30 seconds into my initial intake. Then I would sink. But loved getting up and walking around, no dizziness, everything was just kind of fun. Finally I go back to the couch and have, what I considered at the time, "deep thoughts". "I should go get my journal and write all of this down" I thought. Then the logic side of my brain just says "dude...”

  • “my absolute favorite indica. super relaxing body and mental high. I would say it feels like being comfortably sedated but still very clear. this is my go to strain for Hypervigilance symptoms as well as decreased appetite. it's also a great mood lifter that puts you in a nice bouncy kinda walking on sunshine feeling. I'd recommend this the most for ptsd symptoms or similar conditions. warning though this will give yo...”

  • “As someone that suffers from severe anxiety this strains was awesome. It's very very sedating and relaxing but you can easily concentrate. The taste was shitty but the actual high was really nice , music sounded great and I slept like a baby with no panic.”

  • “If you have a lot of pain sleeping disorders and not to mention a lot of piper miles or grape ape is one of the fantastic strains that you can get it. It has relaxing power that has more so done better for me than most of the strains I tried.it is me a nice calming relaxing feeling another being overpowered grape ape is great for getting things done and as well as for relaxing and getting into the sleep gape Ape is w...”

  • “This is probably my favorite purple weed of all time with its delicious thc covered pure purple buds with a dank smell and an amazing grape flavor and uncomparable purp high that is a mellow indica and is actually quite cerebral, its just nice. great for car trips. 5/5”

  • “Oh the hunger...you will eat. Everything. That's not always a bad thing, but be prepared for it. Very smooth high - feels like your body is melting into the couch. It leaves you happy and talkative before drifting to sleep.”