Relaxing Medicine !!!
You'll feel relaxed from the 1st hit
Most "weed" accelerates "the gas pedal of your body" but only after 2-3 "hits"
This strain decelerates and does so instantly !
Highly Recommended for MEDICAL Patients
But don't worry that it won't also wake you up a bit
I mean let's be honest
Your heart will accelerate when smoking any weed
It's just a medical scientific fact
The cool thing is that moment it's told to speed up, it feels as though you're "downshifting"
We'll call this magic the "lucky charms effect"
Yeah your heart will speed up but no it won't feel like that with this strain
Lower dosage users, should be aware that I'm not claiming this strain is 100% chill because I'm not, but it is chill enough to thrill some low, and most moderate dosage users and should be sampled with a 1g purchase followed by a .25g-.33g dose of flower at the end of your day. I believe you'll be very impressed and want it routinely
Rec Patients cue up "Wild Thing" by Tone Loc
Waiting for you to cue it up
Surprise here we have a medical grade strain that will make everyone chill and relaxed
It's med, it's rec, it's for (almost) everyone
Worth your money !
Holiday Inn guy has enough bonus points to get some
We all know how west coast style is Kush but how most street weed back in the day was dirt and the high grade was lower THC strains by todays standards but sometimes you got really good shit and it crippled you it was so sleepy
Well this isn't called Kush by given name but umm...it sure acts like it
Recommended for the BEDROOM, Nighttime,
after all driving is done,
NOT RECOMMENDED as a "wake-n-bake
Too sleepy before work or driving
It's even too sleepy before intimacy
Use AFTER you know what
Use as a nightcap
Also recommended prior to: Yoga, Physical Therapy, Stretching etc
It's not the most relaxing ever...but it's in the relaxing "family" so it may help you adjust your neck and back etc
Highly Recommended to most users!
My only caution is: no driving, not before work mmk
Clear headed strains exist
And wake and bake strains exist
This is neither
This is a medical grade top quality Indica (dominate Hybrid perhaps) that may as well just be called INDICA
It's not the "dopest Indica ever bro" but it's not far from "Indica Dinosaurland Heaven"
Think of angry drunks vs happy drunks
This strain is like a happy drunk just sitting, sipping his beer
30 minutes later I feel even better
The ever so slight acceleration is gone and my bloodstream feels very very good
Way better than after most sessions
This strain behaves like a hybrid where I'm able to move my body but my thinking is a bit delayed
So yes it's a bit dumb
Most people are going to LOVE this strain
Dwarfs we get: sleepy, happy, dopey, & doc
Street Weed Aficionados: 9.7/10
Legal Weed Aficionados: 8.3/10
Hybrid Aficionados: 8.7/10
Indica Aficionados: 9.2/10
This may be the strain that Jay and Silent Bob knocked out the game show contestants with
girls, ladies don't let "slick" tell you that Purple Cotton Candy is for little girls who wear purple
He is trying to get you to pass the blank out
Tell him you want Ghost Train Haze and Coffee
Cos if he gets a few drinks in you and a few tokes of this, you're gonna be
hearing Paul Mooney saying
makes Bryant Gumbel
look like Malcom X"
And you're gonna know this ain't Chapelle's Show so...
After 50 shades
Daddy's cough medicine
Mommy's cough medicine
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