Purple Monkey Balls Reviews
"I'm no creative essay major, journalist, or newspaper columnist, but this shieeeet makes me want to write a short story about how wonderful it is. If you have plans, due dates, meetings, etc. I do not suggest you smoke this within like... 3 hours before(unless you can sleepwalk). Relaxing and somewhat euphoric. Love love love. Likex400 on the likeness scale. Like it, Love it, Gotta MUHTHAFUCKN HAVE IT BEAT THAT, COLD..."
""This bud is Purple as F**k!, like my nuts!, are those loaded?" -Harambe last words Method of consumption: Volcano Vaporizer Pros: Fast acting indica that hits the body for pain and relaxation. Some mild euphoria/head effects that are uplifing. Cons: Dry mouth & very dry eyes so have eye drops handy. Overall/Other: Smooth draw and exhale. Had a little different taste that was more sweet/earthy with berry notes..."
"I have been growing and tasting the elite qualities of this plants pure uplifting nature for years. I LOVE IT. We hope to keep it for many years to come. I love it's Indica qualities that are good anytime of the day because of its balance with smooth sativa energies. Helps with lack of appetite, stress, mood swings, despression, uplifting, helps the flow of creativity and ease pain in joints and muscles. So not to me..."
"Purple Monkey Balls has the strongest smell and flavor of any bud I have ever smoked. Everybody I know loves this stuff and can’t get enough. The reason you don’t see more of the PMBs is that it doesn’t yield much weight. I only grow it as a labor of love of great tasting bud. I have grown PMB indoors in an aeroponic systems a few times now with THC scores over 28%. The plants are extremely compact Indicas. They..."
"Don't let the name fool ya this strains is a son of a bitch-en high! It'll calm what ill's you may have.. And then some. Oy! Growers with these names have gotten out of hand lol. But this girl is worth a smoke. Totally grab a gram if you see in your local dispensaries. It'll slap you around.. In a good way."
"if you are lucky enough to find this strain, get some! pungent beautiful and tastes really good. but I recommend saving this strain for evening or those lazy days. smells so good, I wanna eat it. "
"I was having one of those days where the tension builds and builds until you're wound tight as knot. I needed something to relax, STAT, but it was only late afternoon and I still had stuff to do. PMB did exactly what I needed it to! I smoked one bowl of flower, and immediately started feeling effects. I got a nice, heady stone, and I could feel the tension quickly begin to melt. While the cerebral high was a wonderfu..."
"One hit wonder for anxiety. Nice Indica but also good for getting chores done around the house, spikes my creativity"