Purple Monkey Balls Reviews

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  • “I have been growing and tasting the elite qualities of this plants pure uplifting nature for years. I LOVE IT. We hope to keep it for many years to come. I love it's Indica qualities that are good anytime of the day because of its balance with smooth sativa energies. Helps with lack of appetite, stress, mood swings, despression, uplifting, helps the flow of creativity and ease pain in joints and muscles. So not to me...”

  • “I'm no creative essay major, journalist, or newspaper columnist, but this shieeeet makes me want to write a short story about how wonderful it is. If you have plans, due dates, meetings, etc. I do not suggest you smoke this within like... 3 hours before(unless you can sleepwalk). Relaxing and somewhat euphoric. Love love love. Likex400 on the likeness scale. Like it, Love it, Gotta MUHTHAFUCKN HAVE IT BEAT THAT, COLD...”

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  • “Purple Monkey Balls has the strongest smell and flavor of any bud I have ever smoked. Everybody I know loves this stuff and can’t get enough. The reason you don’t see more of the PMBs is that it doesn’t yield much weight. I only grow it as a labor of love of great tasting bud. I have grown PMB indoors in an aeroponic systems a few times now with THC scores over 28%. The plants are extremely compact Indicas. They...”

  • “A Relaxed High, with feel good energy. Great nighttime high. So far my favorite indica.”

  • “Don't let the name fool ya this strains is a son of a bitch-en high! It'll calm what ill's you may have.. And then some. Oy! Growers with these names have gotten out of hand lol. But this girl is worth a smoke. Totally grab a gram if you see in your local dispensaries. It'll slap you around.. In a good way.”

  • “I was having one of those days where the tension builds and builds until you're wound tight as knot. I needed something to relax, STAT, but it was only late afternoon and I still had stuff to do. PMB did exactly what I needed it to! I smoked one bowl of flower, and immediately started feeling effects. I got a nice, heady stone, and I could feel the tension quickly begin to melt. While the cerebral high was a wonderfu...”

  • “Sticky and fuzzy looking. Tasteful. Purple comes through with a nice twist of deliciousness. Will put you down.”