Purple Monkey Balls Reviews
"I'm no creative essay major, journalist, or newspaper columnist, but this shieeeet makes me want to write a short story about how wonderful it is. If you have plans, due dates, meetings, etc. I do not suggest you smoke this within like... 3 hours before(unless you can sleepwalk). Relaxing and somewhat euphoric. Love love love. Likex400 on the likeness scale. Like it, Love it, Gotta MUHTHAFUCKN HAVE IT BEAT THAT, COLD..."
""This bud is Purple as F**k!, like my nuts!, are those loaded?" -Harambe last words Method of consumption: Volcano Vaporizer Pros: Fast acting indica that hits the body for pain and relaxation. Some mild euphoria/head effects that are uplifing. Cons: Dry mouth & very dry eyes so have eye drops handy. Overall/Other: Smooth draw and exhale. Had a little different taste that was more sweet/earthy with berry notes..."
"I have been growing and tasting the elite qualities of this plants pure uplifting nature for years. I LOVE IT. We hope to keep it for many years to come. I love it's Indica qualities that are good anytime of the day because of its balance with smooth sativa energies. Helps with lack of appetite, stress, mood swings, despression, uplifting, helps the flow of creativity and ease pain in joints and muscles. So not to me..."
"Don't let the name fool ya this strains is a son of a bitch-en high! It'll calm what ill's you may have.. And then some. Oy! Growers with these names have gotten out of hand lol. But this girl is worth a smoke. Totally grab a gram if you see in your local dispensaries. It'll slap you around.. In a good way."
"Purple Monkey Balls has the strongest smell and flavor of any bud I have ever smoked. Everybody I know loves this stuff and can’t get enough. The reason you don’t see more of the PMBs is that it doesn’t yield much weight. I only grow it as a labor of love of great tasting bud. I have grown PMB indoors in an aeroponic systems a few times now with THC scores over 28%. The plants are extremely compact Indicas. They..."
"wow movement is so hard right now I'm really trying best here to type but child acting can ruin your familya 2003 year suburbia I'm always moving slowly like a planet under the hand of carlsagon. salad elbow"
"I've been growing purple monkey balls for a couple of grows and love this strain!! A gorgeous flower to grow and come harvest my whole house smells like grapes. I wish leafly had the thc and cbd for this strain it's definitely up there around 21%"
"Definitely a little aggressive for an indica in terms of paranoia. Won’t be going back personally but definitely some good and potent bud. Probably should have written this review sooner, and probably should write one on afghan since I’m baked off that 😂 "