Make a Cannabis Date for ‘Ocean’s 8’Ma'Chell Duma
June 25, 2018
You’ve got a world-class con job, perogies to die for, Anna Wintour, and sweeping views of a breathtaking city, so go ahead and elevate your viewing experience with one of these fine products inspired by the leading ladies of Ocean’s 8.
Sandra Bullock as Debbie (Ocean)
To plan one hell of a heist you need focus, clarity, and stamina—all the things you’d find in a premium sativa-leaning hybrid like Snocap
, a great daytime smoke which keeps you positive and on task. Lemony with hints of earth and citrus, it’s a tastes-as-good-as-it-feels, win-win.
Cate Blanchett as Lou
You’re the one with a million different tasks to execute flawlessly, including your look, so naturally the perfect strain for the person whose perfection is downright criminal is the super sativa Cinex
. This readily available and popular strain is great for thinking on your feet.
Anne Hathaway as Daphne
You’re a star…with a secret. Only the best is good enough for you, darling. That’s why you use a FireFly 2
, a fancy piece of gadgetry in a host of celeb-worthy colors that’s heralded as the “best overall vaporizer” by Gizmodo. This nifty herb and concentrate-friendly vapette comes with a companion IOS and Android app, and two batteries for utmost portability.
It’s a classy lil’ smoker, the likes of which one might find in a very high-end gift bag.
Rihanna as Nine Ball
Rihanna’s Nine Ball spends most of this flick hacking hi-tech systems and seriously toking. Really, really toking. Big, drool-worthy, spliff upon spliff toking. She’s a cannabis queen IRL, so if you’re gonna smoke like Rihanna you’ll need the premium of premium herb—something like the potent classic Acalpulco Gold
—and quality papers (like Pop Sticks,
which are popstar pretty in pink or black and white) to match.
Helena Bonham Carter as Rose
Kooky fashion designer Rose is slightly off her rocker and always on the lookout for inspiration. Jilly Bean
, with its combination of happy, creative, and euphoric side effects mixed with citrusy, orange sweetness, should provide the kind of wicked inspiration you need for next season’s out-of-this-world collection.
Mindy Kaling as Amita
Bling is Amita’s thing. An expert jeweler appreciates only the finest of diamonds ala Diamond Dab’s flawless concentrates. Made with such precision they’re judged by standards of actual jewels—cut, color, and clarity—Diamond Dab
has a selection of gems any girl would be lucky to rock. This is high, high-quality buzz for true connoisseurs.
Sarah Paulson as Tammy
Tammy might look like a suburban housewife, but looks can be deceiving. When your responsibilities require the utmost discretion in your cannabis storage, this chic Confidant Box by Diskreshen
is customizable—choose your color, wood, lock style, and handle—high-quality and the perfect gift for a discerning smoker.
Awkwafina as Constance
A gorgeous gold and glass blunt is just the type of item premiere pickpocket Constance would want to boost from its owner. The Twisty Glass Blunt by 7Greengold
is a built to last, with its unique infini-cherry feature that means you only have to light it up once for multiple hits, and it’s easy-to-clean design sets it apart from other pocketable pipes.