Noël Duan’s Guide to Cannabis Products for the Basic B*tch in All of Us

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So your favorite emoji is the prayer hands emoji, you like brunch for the unlimited guilt-free carbs and bottomless mimosas, and your celebrity bae is Drake. If any of these three descriptions ring true about yourself, it’s also possible that your iPhone is rose gold, you sage your apartment every Sunday, and you may or may not be rocking “mermaid” hair right now—and proud of it.

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Whether you identify wholeheartedly as “basic” (as many of us do) or simply enjoy a pumpkin spice latte now and again, there are on-point cannabis products to fit every aspect of the basic lifestyle—and they’re Instagrammable, too. The following are just a few of our favorites on the market. Do it for the likes (and the high).

Sweetflag Rose Gold Grinder ($25)

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For anyone who curates their lifestyle like an aspiring influencer, this gorgeous four-tier grinder looks great on any bookshelf (particularly one where all the books are organized by color for aesthetic effect).

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Soul Shop Crystal Wand Pipe in Rose Quartz ($50)

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It’s millennial pink and it’s literally a whole crystal—what’s not to love? If you wear Outdoor Voices to yoga and think your acupuncturist saved your life (honestly, I think mine did), this pipe is for you and your stash.

Fresh Cannabis Santal Candle ($60)

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Anyone who has ever aspired to live in a renovated minimalist Brooklyn loft knows that one’s home is not complete without an expensive white scented candle. This particular candle, which apparently comes in an “artisanal glass jar” (whatever that means), blends patchouli, chocolate, and cannabis scents together to create an aroma guaranteed to convince your guests that you do, in fact, have your shit together.

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Good Co-Op Pumpkin Spice Blondies ($15)

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Love your pumpkin spice lattes and wish you could get away with drinking more than one a day? These seasonal pumpkin spice edibles, each with 10mg THC from organic Humboldt cannabutter, will satisfy your cravings. They’re available in California—if you’re not there, consider making your own infused mini pumpkin cheesecakes or pumpkin muffins.

Cavi Cone in Pumpkin Spice ($20)

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You can also get a pumpkin spice fix without the calories—and it’s pre-rolled, because you have better things to do. (PSA: It’s made with potent hash oil, so take your time.) Available in Nevada, Washington, and California.

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Milk Makeup Roll + Blot Papers ($10)

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The ability to properly roll a joint and the ability to maintain an Instagram-ready glow on the go are now conveniently achievable with a single product. Rigorously tested by the Leafly staff, these rolling-meets-blotting papers are always handy in an emergency, regardless of whether it’s cannabis- or beauty-related.

Fresh Cannabis Rose Eau de Parfum ($90)

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You wish it were seasonally acceptable to drink rosé year round, and you also wish it was legally acceptable to smoke a joint in public. This floral perfume is a nod to both desires, and it’ll look great on your bathroom counter or beside your rolling tray.

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Witch Baby Soap Psychic Bath Bomb ($8)

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Because all the cool girls are witches now, this hemp oil bath bomb contains yarrow root, which is supposed to increase your psychic powers. It also has biodegradable glitter and is topped with an amethyst crystal for maximum mystical power.

Vida Juicy Watermelon Popsicle Soap ($13)

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Love tanning but hate the burn? Infused with aloe vera, 100mg THC, and 25mg CBD, this watermelon-scented, popsicle-shaped soap will soothe your skin and keep you smelling like a delicious cocktail. (Available in Canada.)

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Not Pot Chocolate ($30)

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Dark chocolate is totally good for you, according to Gwyneth Paltrow, and ashwagandha is an adaptogenic herb that balances hormone levels, according to Ayurvedic medicine. These heart-shaped “herbal supplements”—which combine the above with hemp-derived CBD—taste like normal dark chocolates, and are sweetened with maple sugar, which makes them basically healthy—or at least we’re going to think of them that way.