Last night, the Boston Red Sox beat the St. Louis Cardinals in a 4-2 series to clinch their eighth World Series title in franchise history. For those of you cannabis consumers who are also fans of The Sawx (or for BoSox fans who are also cannabis consumers — after all, you did have a player on your team named Smoky Joe Wood), what better way to celebrate your beloved team’s third World Series win in 10 seasons than with the following strains:
1. Cherry Pie
They say baseball is as American as apple pie, but in honor of Boston’s red-hued winners, we think you should opt for cherry this go around.
Not only do the Sox rule the east coast, they reign supreme over the entire nation.
To celebrate a dynamite season, of course.
Knowing how die-hard Boston sports fans are, the Sox’s win may very well have lifted their spirits out of some hard times.
For Beantown, duh.
Ride that wave straight to the victory parade!
7. Red Haze
I’m guessing this is the current state of the entire city of Boston.
8. King Kush
This one’s in honor of the “King of October,” David Ortiz, who was awarded MVP.
What bigger Holy Grail exists in baseball other than a World Series win?
And, of course:
Congratulations, Red Sox! And congrats to the city of Boston. As a native Michigander, I will continue to weep over the Tigers’ continued inability to execute in the playoffs.