Starmalade
11/14/2020
This is quite possibly the best sativa I’ve tried. I’ve been sampling strains for more than 20 years, and this is the only one I’ve felt the NEED to review. First, the stats, which read like the Ivy League of cannabis strains. It packs a whopping 31.97%THC, 0.09%CBD & 3.82%Terps for a total of 37.26%! I wouldn’t normally say a strain this high, percentage wise, would be advisable to rookies, but she’s such a top notch babe that I wouldn’t want to exclude anyone from the experience.
I grabbed my preferred version of a double-blind experiment, a pre-roll. The high terpenoid content tells us this one will be flavorful. It didn’t disappoint. The inhale was exceptionally smooth with sweet citrus notes. The exhale, a candy cloud perfumed with mouthwatering fruity/floral top notes balanced with fresh sweet ribbons of piney/herbal flavors woven throughout. In other words...tasty tasty!!
The effects for me... peaceful clear- headed, creative, productive, social with no hint of couch lock. I would say this one is perfect for concentration/ADHD, motivation/depression, nerve pain. It sparks a clearheaded optimistic excitement that’s rare to find. This is my ideal day time/working hours pain relief with no “space out” factor. My normally burning neuropathy pain feels peacefully cool and calm. Mentally, I feel pretty freakin happy, and it was ever so tasty! This top shelf gem needs to be a staple. You can taste the care she was grown with in every inhale. Very impressive Oklahoma!!