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Whether you’re looking to chill out or get bright-eyed and bushy -tailed, this hybrid is sure to satisfy. Squint hard enough, and you can spot purple buds beneath the peanut butter-colored fuzz that covers the nug. From fragrance to flavor, it’s a tasty experience all around. The high is sneaky… You may think you need to smoke more, and before you know it, your chores are done and you’re having the best pillow fight EVER with the kids. The munchies are sure to hit hard, so keep snacks packed! If you have to choose one strain for day or night, this is the one. Scout’s honor! Fire acquired from Krafted Strains Cooperative in Long Beach

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare your kief catchers, because Sour OG is about to give them a proper dusting. A match made in marijuana heaven, Sour OG is a wonderful cross of Sour Diesel and OG Kush. The signature, long kush buds are easy to see, but they’ve been fused together into clumps of sour diesel fire. The scent is surprisigly subtle, but the flavor was undeniably - well, sour - and grows danker with every hit. The headchange is quick, so smoke with caution: 2 hits had me feeling euphoric and energetic. A third put me to sleep… Beautiful, uninterrupted sleep. Highly recommended for pain, fatigue, and lack of appetite. Fire acquired from Krafted Strains Cooperative in Long Beach.

Heeeey! When did King Louis marry Mary?! You're a lovely pair. Hey Louis, weren't you in that Rihanna song? You're like, totally famous! By the way, I once read a book called Sex With Kings (by Eleanor Herman), and if that book is ANY indication, those Royals were pretty wild! I GUARANTEE they smoked weed, and it was probably something close to this FANTASTIC strain. Tasty, dank and dense, this bud bears juicy drops of indica goodness that would bring any king to his knees. Crown me, baby! Smoking in seclusion may result in singing, dancing, and *cough* getting down like no one is watching, if you catch my drift. Be sure to keep Louis on deck the next time you've got a cute companion over to chill. Congrats to the lovely couple!

Lemon Jack is the first sativa I've had in at LEAST 2 years, and what a lovely reintroduction! I'd almost forgotten what it feels like to be stoned AND energized. Being a mom (and not a HUGE fan of coffee), I need SOMETHING, yo! I am not a robot. Summon the Lemon Jack! Is it just me, or does Lemon Jack smell MORE like a lemon than an actual lemon? Nothing compares... Except maybe how it smells after you grind it. The air fills with the scent of sweet fruit. This bud has serious aromatherapy potential. The flavor is just as fruity, and I was relieved to exhale a thick, sweet smoke. Some sativas can be a bit thin on the exhale, but Lemon Jack delivers and hits very well indeed! It kills nausea and exhaustion on the spot and keeps you energized. I swear after smoking a bowl, the clouds parted and the sun shone in my inner-city kitchen. It was FANTASTIC. Multi-tasking? Pleeeease. Give me a cup of tea and I'm on it! I also felt more prone to healthy food choices. I peeled an orange and realized just how long its been since I'd eaten a REAL piece of fruit. Sad, really... While I wouldn't list "anxiety" as a side effect (people are generally anxious creatures), I'm not a fan of the facial itching and nervous twitches that come at the end of your sativa trip, prompting another visit to the bowl. However, I've found that mixing a bit of my favorite indica in helps take care of that. Cheers! Fire acquired from Krafted Strains Cooperative in Long Beach

If people wonder where you disappeared to, chances are you were last seen smoking this strain before you eloped with the whole bushel. In a time when purple isn’t seen as often as I’d like, Wedding Cake’s sparkling, violet accents are a welcome partner to the pipe. The flavor is fragrant, and the smoke is smooth. The lack of hacking doesn’t mean a lack in high; Wedding Cake is going to sweep you off your feet... Or rather, lay you out on the couch. It’s okay to love a plant… Right? (Fire acquired from Krafted Strains Cooperative in Long Beach)

If people wonder where you disappeared to, chances are you were last seen smoking this strain before you eloped with the whole bushel. In a time when purple isn’t seen as often as I’d like, Wedding Cake’s sparkling, violet accents are a welcome partner to the pipe. The flavor is fragrant, and the smoke is smooth. The lack of hacking doesn’t mean a lack in high; Wedding Cake is going to sweep you off your feet. It’s okay to love a plant… Right? (Fire Acquired from Krafted Strains Cooperative in Long Beach)