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Want your partner to be more domestic? Try Soap.........the strain, that is. Soap provides you with a face heavy, cerebral high that is actually energetic rather than stony My lady hit this a couple of times and she's cooked breakfast, did laundry, mopped the whole house, vacuumed, raked pine needles, you name it. She's even cleaning the corners of the rooms with a wet wipe. I'm a little uncomfortable if I'm honest. It's a home economics course in a joint. Give it a try. Journey well, all. "S"

Oooooh, yes lord. Modified Grapes is perfect for people that love the deep relaxation and drowsiness of a nice indica but want to stay awake to enjoy the euphoria. You feel this one all over but mostly in the face and eyes. Slows time down and makes for some pretty silly and comical thought patterns. Smooth high, strong yet gentle-ish. Even though it doesn't run you over, I don't recommend you make any plans for the night other than a blanket, a pizza, and a television. Journey well, all.

Coming to you live from the rings of Saturn, this is Steeltoro coming to you with my review of this glorious strain known as Meat Breath. Warning: this is a VERY fast and hard hitting strain. I do not recommend this for first timers. A super heady high that makes your mind wander. Everything looks like cartoons. I also feel myself getting sleepy already. It's 5:33pm. Next time, I will wait at least until after 7. Eyes are so heavy. Laughing at the smallest of things. This is so great. Use with caution, but I definitely recommend that you give this a try. Magnificent high. Very potent strain. Journey well, all.

Marvelous. Hits very hard, very fast. I experienced deep relaxation almost immediately and some difficulty walking when I tried to go get some water. Very heady, eyes are heavy and I swear I'm not even 15 minutes in. Not sleepy yet but I am DEFINITELY heading that direction. So relaxed. Stony, but not oppressivly so. Feeling it mostly in the eyes. Difficult to focus, but my thoughts are very pleasant and light. This review is probably not going to read very well. Even as I read back thru it, it feels disjointed (excuse the pun). Or maybe this gives the reader a better idea of what to truly expect from this great strain.

Wow. I admittedly have a lowish tolerance for cannabis, meaning I get high pretty easily from not too much smoke, but let me tell you. This is one heavy hitting sonofagun right here. Wow. Drops like a bomb and when it finally explodes, you feel it all over everything everywhere. You must sleep. Even experienced smokers had better take her seriously. Fantastic high, amazing euphoria. Will body slam you if you disrespect.

Holy mother of bliss! This strain is absolutely amazing. The high is incredibly heady and relaxation takes over the body completely. Very sleepy but the high feels too good to spend sleeping just yet. Eyes are so heavy. Not sure how much longer I can fight this. So much pleasure, so much drowsiness. Helluva way to bring in 2021. Happy new year, everyone. Journey well, all.

Got this from Nature's Kiss, Denver CO. My......dear.... LORD. Breathtakingly euphoric. So much euphoria so fast. Body is tingly, eyesight is blurry, giggling my ass off, and sleepy AF. Unbelievable! Bad day? Need a laugh? Can't sleep? Wanna laugh all the way to dreamland? Do this.

Perfect. I mean, absolutely right on time. I worked out twice today and took a long walk with a weighted vest. I'm just a few hits into Purple Cheddar and the muscle fatigue is already melting away. Like a top rated masseuse, she knows exactly how to get your entire body to relax into a gelatin-like state. Chances are I was going to sleep well tonight not matter what after all of the activity. Still, Purple Cheddar is accelerating the trip down the road to sedation. My focus is starting to wain and I just want to close my eyes and let my mind wander. High is heady and tingly to the face. I'm sinking deeper into the couch. My goodness, this lady is potent. I'm just 3 or 4 hits in............I think. Relaxation is the name of the game with this strain. Great for post workouts for sure and based on the direction I'm heading, it's great for insomnia as well. Dear Lord...

Incredible! Got this from Oasis Cannabis SuperCenter on Evans. This store has a HUGE selection of flower, so I just walked in and asked for the freshest indicas and hybrids they had currently. My tender recommended this and when I could smell its fragrant potency thru my face mask, I knew she was not kidding. Leafly calls this a hybrid strain, but I was sold what was labeled an indica version of Triple Chocolate Chip. Absolutely amazing high. Cloudy, stupid euphoria with pleasant, tingly sedation that sets in very quickly. Surroundings look nonsensical and cartoonish. I'm laughing at damn near everything. Eyelids feel weighted and droopy. So very drowzy. I really want to stay awake and enjoy this high, but I will not be able to ignore the calls from the sandman too much longer. Instant classic. This strain is going directly onto my "cop on site" list and I'm going to buy another half ounce of this stuff tomorrow. You have got to try this. Journey well, all.

Gello, at least the batch that I got, is a 50/50 hybrid. And it feels much like exactly that. I could stay up and keep watching (I use that term loosely) TV or I could go to bed and sleep incredibly well. The high itself is felt from head to toe. Very heady and spacey, but also very relaxing. I mean, VERY relaxing! I don't know if I would couch lock, per se. It's more like a gentle protest against attempts at bipedalism. Lovely, lovely strain. Very rare, from what I understand. Get some if you can.