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Peppery, citrusy and earthy aromas pour out of the container. Three dense buds make up this 1/8 I have never seen a more frosty container. At first look the buds are super frosty and very clearly caked in trichomes along with frosty orange pistils accompanied with flicks of purple and light green tones. With a closer look under intense lighting I can see that these buds come to life with the glowing clusters of trichomes within them. As I broke them up for the grinder the buds felt very crispy and the trichomes stuck to my fingertips. The buds ground into a very dry and possibly the kiefiest pile I have ever seen on the legal market, the amount of kief that collected in my grinder was insane.⁣ ⁣ The first few tokes were very smooth with a slight tickle in my throat. The inhale gave a spicy yet slightly citrusy kick and the exhale has an earthy flavour with a little hint of pepper. The more I smoked the more fruity it became while still keeping that spicy/peppery profile present. This high is very slow to hit, it creeped up on me in an energetic way. I began to feel a little bit zoned out as my high starts to effect me however I could feel a nice energetic sensation in my head and my body felt very relaxed and chilled out.⁣ ⁣ All of a sudden this flower hit it’s peak, I didn't feel any pressure or dryness in my eyes at first but once the cotton mouth arrived my eyes did start to follow. I was very talkative, uplifted and the euphoria left me in a happy state of mind. Once I finished my smoke and I was going about my daily routine I noticed that my body was feeling very relaxed and a great sense of calm came over me. As the high died down I was content chilling out yet very focused on conversations. I had no sense of drowsiness if anything I felt focused and had a small window of creative thinking.⁣ ⁣ This is one for a productive yet relaxing day with friends or at home on a lazy Sunday morning. With a slow acting yet prolonged high I can imagine smoking a lot for these cookies could leave you in a sedative state.

The first thing I love straight away is the minimal packaging. The aroma is an earthy, fruity and berry tone. Makes me want to keep smelling it. There are 5 small buds in the container each similar in size and have a perfect density. Looking at the buds under intense lighting you can see the small buds come to life, the amount of trichomes sticking up off these small buds tells me that size doesn’t matter here. ⁣ ⁣ Once I bust up the buds the sweet aromas become much more pungent, that sort of sweet smell that gets you excited to light up. It turns into a nice consistency not super sticky and not super dry, just right.⁣ The first few tokes leave a tingle in the back of my throat, the joint burns slow and keeps a perfect top. The exhale holds a very refreshing and sweet after taste while the inhale holds a very earthy taste. The first initial effect that hits me is the relaxing one I felt it behind my eyes at first but it slowly started to hit me in the head with a slight pressure. Soon after this I had a very clear head and it wasn’t a very overwhelming start to my high. The more I smoked the heavier my eyes got and the louder the couch was calling along with becoming super happy and uplifted this strain was turning out to be really good for a low THC percentage purchase. About an hour after my smoke I was happy on the couch for the night, the sativa like effects had disappeared completely and that lovely indica vibe had taken over. ⁣ ⁣ This is perfect for anyone seeking a relaxing evening with some productivity, even great for an evening with friends. But that indica dominance will take over with time. Over all it’s a relaxing, happy a sleepy high, be sure to have some liquids at hand because this is a cotton mouth strain.⁣

God Bud (Hybrid/Indica Dominant) : ⁣@redecanofficial ⁣ Dispensary:⁣ @thccanada ⁣ THC 21.9%⁣ CBD 0.07%⁣ ⁣ The gram is made up of 10-12 very small crispy and pebble like buds. They make a lot of noise against the container as I give it a shake. I get the hint of an earthy, musky-sweetness with slight hints of lavender. The small buds are caked in resin and the orange pistils are highlighted by the green and white coloured buds. Once I grind them up the undertones become really pungent, the sweet and pine like smells fill the room. Exciting.⁣ ⁣ As I spark it up the first initial thoughts are ”holy smokes that’s juicy”. This flower had a sweet berry taste with a slight hint of pine/earthy flavours. Even a person who walked by me made a comment about how good my joint smelled. The joint burns slow but I am still able to take a good toke the consistency of the ground bud was quite surprising considering how dry they were in appearance.⁣ The first noticeable effect was clearly the relaxing one, my legs became tired and my body was soothing, everything was pointing to the couch. I had no pressure in my eyes , my head was clear and I was super alert, talkative and a sense of happiness hit me very close to one another, my body was super lazy. Couch lock. This is a heavy hitter, I soon fell into a numb state on the couch and time slowed down. I found it hard to stay focused on tasks but I was well able to sit on the couch and talk and talk and talk. The munchies soon set in not too long after this, fill your fridges!!⁣ ⁣ I soon fell into a heavy eyed state and the indica dominance really kicked in and I felt very tired. This is a very potent strain, one of my new favourites. I also had no feeling of anxiousness or paranoia, that is always great with a potent strain. ⁣ ⁣ Top marks.⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣

THC 11.43% CBD 0.02% Straight off the bat Tangerine Dream is visually appealing with its purple and slightly green appearance. The herbal and citrusy aromas are amazing, very refreshing. Without looking at it under intense lighting I can see that the trichomes light up with some orange pistils poking out. The buds feel crispy yet squishy, the perfect consistency, they slightly fall apart as I remove them from the packaging, a few stems and a single seed fall from the biggest bud. Once I bust it up it turns into a dark pile and the sweet aromas linger. After a few tokes I can get a peppery flavour on the inhale and the exhale which leaves a slightly sweet taste on the roof of my mouth, it’s a smooth smoke with no irritation in my throat. The first effect to fall over me is happiness, straight away, this is a very uplifting strain. The mental clarity was very noticeable too, the room almost seemed to become brighter and I became very talkative and the euphoria was on point a great energetic buzz had me wanting to go outside for a walk. I always struggle with sativas because they always hit me with waves or paranoia and anxiety but not with the dream, no bad vibes here. My eyes slowly became a bit dry, almost as if I was tired, my body was relaxed also. I can imagine that smoking too much of this flower could leave you on the couch but still want to know the answers to the universe. I have just found my new favourite sativa.

Blue Dream THC 16% CBD 0% Blue Dream gives you the sweet smells of pine, sweet herbs and hints of pepper. This sativa dominant hybrid is one of the most popular and recommended strains throughout the local dispensaries and has become legendary amongst West Coast strains. The buds are small in size, super crispy, glowing with trichomes and traces of some orange pistils popping out from the light green buds. The full gram fits into my grinder with room to spare, they crunch and crumble very easily as I push them into the grinder. Once I busted the buds up they broke down to a very kiefy pile in the grinder, these buds were very dry. The sweet, peppery herbal aromas did not become much greater than that of the whole flower. I rolled up a gram of Blue Dream and took it for a walk. The first few tokes really give that peppery and herbal taste, it sort of lingers on the roof of your mouth after each exhale. The more I got into it the more I could notice hints of berry aromas. As the buds were pretty dried up the joint burns super smooth and fast, the smoke doesn’t irritate my throat even from multiple draws, it’s a really smooth and creamy vibe pouring out the roach. The first noticeable effect was a great sense of happiness. I had a smile on face simply because the high was telling me to so. Despite this being a 16% strain the head rush was slightly heavy about half way through my joint a very small wave of paranoia hit me as my thoughts began to speed up but nothing too overwhelming once I had finished the joint my mind wasn’t racing at all. I can see how this might be a lot more powerful for first time users so be careful out there. I got back inside to find my girlfriend trying to do some work at the computer and here comes because Blue Dream looking for a good conversation, great for me and unfortunate for my girlfriend. I sat myself down in the couch and the euphoria started to really take over, I was feeling so happy and content playing some video games. As the high began to ground itself a warm relaxing feeling hit me with any heavy sedative effects. This in my opinion is the perfect daytime strain for people seeking a happy, relaxed and creative high. It’s starting to look like I am on a good roll with my sativa hunt lately, Blue Dream makes it into my return list, a beautiful smooth smoke with a high you will ways want to experience again and again.

Love it.

Super sweet pungent smell from this bud, almost makes me want to eat it. The buds are glowing with trichomes and orange pistils. My fingers get caked in kief as I break it up into the grinder. The bud fluffs out good after it is ground up, the sweet smells coming from the grinder excite me. I rolled up 1g of this strain for after my breakfast, I liked it a lot. I put on a tv show and chilled out on the couch for an hour, once I was finished my coffee I went on a crazy cleaning buzz, the energy this strain provides is insane. I was able to go to the gym, do some food shopping and go about my daily business without feeling the high was effecting me as a distraction, if anything it enhanced my tasks and made my day a lot more fun. I did feel some slight paranoia but as I said this wasn't anything too overpowering. I did get slightly cranky in the afternoon, I feel that that once the high had passed my body was asking for more of them good vibes. Maybe smaller amounts would be more beneficial for me. couch>

If you plan to buy this bud but at least an 1/8 of it, it's a super sweet smoke but the buds don't bust up too well. I ground up 1g and I got enough for a packed one pinner. With that been said, Pineapple Express is a new afternoon strain for me. Very energetic and head clear high. I felt alert and ready for an adventure. Only small amounts of paranoia, not sure how this would differ in a crowd. I'll be using this strain again. couch>

This strain wasn't as strong as I expected it to be, I was expecting it to be as strong if not stronger than Critical Bilbo, but I smoked an 1/8 of this in a day and I could have kept going. The sativa effects were strong in my mind but my body felt an indica effect come over me. I didn't feel any effects until at least a half hour after I smoked my first blunt of it. It did take all my stress away and I melted into the couch to a movie but a small part of me wanted to go for a walk about the city. It was a weird mix of a couch lock buzz and an energetic buzz. I liked it. I only got a small wave of anxious thoughts, but noting to worry me and ruin my high. I can see how this strain could kick some first time users in the arse but if you want a good smoke session with some friends this is the one for you. couch>

This strain is not for light smokers. It was super euphoric. It starts off in your head then works its way in to your body creating a super couch lock on your muscles yet leaving your mind in a super strong sativa buzz. Its a weird high, my body wanted to sleep but my mind wanted to stay up and watch movies. I vaped 0.5g of this strain and holy smokes is all I can say. I got a little bit paranoid about a half hour after I vaped, but the couch lock vibes had me feeling happy which burnt off the paranoia. If you smoke enough of this it will turn your thoughts sour yet make you crumble like a cookie into the couch! Sour Cookies, you fucked me up but I want more of you! The sweet smell coming from this bud will make you want to dive into the buds!! couch>