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Though the name of this flavor is somewhat girly and, well, childish, this flower is anything but. She truly is beautiful. Majestic shades of violent throughout the buds, with a very light scent that's sweet and citrusy. The taste is incredibly light, but the effect is very strong. Super mellow, soothing, relaxing feeling... the kind of indica that really helps unclench uptight muscles from a long day of work as well as relax your mind.

A strain that's been trademarked has a lot of hype to live up to, but I was very impressed. The buds are super purple-- cartoonishly purple-- and covered in frosty trichromes and bright orange hairs. The smell has a light sweetness, and the taste is sweet, smooth, and easy to take. The effect is very heavy- like a perfect indica; it practically melts your stress and anxiety away. Soothing, relaxing, and great for pain relief. This bud is seriously PHENOMENAL. It's a modern medical miracle. Take my advice: go out of your way to try it.

The smell and taste are phenomenal; somewhat citrusy. These are the kinds of nugs that microsopes were made for, as the surface is covered with thick, dramatic trichromes bursting from every direction with lots of big, gooey heads. Flawless. The effect is great! I'm very sensitive to sativas and generally avoid hybrids, but this is SUPER heavy with a slight lift-- again, not in the hybrid sort of way, if it makes any sense. I guess one way of describing it would be a mega-downer weed with a hint of the smilies thrown in.

It has that stinky, cheesy, musty, dank smell, like Ingrid or UK Cheese. My microscope inspection revealed plenty of gorgeous, matured trichromes that were either perfectly clear or hazy and sugary-looking. EXCELLENT for anxiety, and I have no doubt that it will help me sleep incredibly well tonight.

The name reminds me of that line in Pineapple Express: "Hands down, dopest dope I ever smoked. Dopest dope I ever smoked." I am a die-hard indica enthusiast, and this 80% sativa hybrid took me on a wonderful journey and taught me that not all sativas have to feel like straight-up crack. Indica relieves my anxiety, wheras sativa typically exacerbates it-- though not with Super Dope! The name "Super Dope" even holds true at a microscopic level: the trichromes don't have space between each other like they usually do on buds, they're bunched close together and look like they exploded in every direction. Talk about a sticky bomb!! The nugs are truly the DENSEST I have ever seen in my life; the dispensary owner joked that I'd need a razorblade to cut them because the grinder won't work. The taste is unique: it has that familiar lemon flavor that you get from sativas, but it also has an overwhelming minty quality to it as well... it almost tastes like a toothpaste. The high is equally unique; as this flavor contains 24% THC, it definitely gives euphoria and an uplifting sensation that's mellow and not intense. Though I still can't understand how, it's surprisingly heavy for how alert the effects are. Excellent for depression! Try it, and you won't be disappointed.

I wasn't a fan of the name, as I despise Bono and I can't stand how popular his terrible goodguy-badge-wearing band is, but I overcame that because the photos on the website and the description made it all too tempting to try. A little different from my usual tastes of indicas that are dense and lightly sweet-tasting, but I enjoy this flavor immensely because of it's delicious kushy taste and very strong effect. On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being borderline opium, I would rate U2 Kush at a solid 9. It's excellent, I recommend it.

The fruity smell is intoxicating, and the taste is even better. Let me tell you, I consider myself to be "King Indica", and this flavor is SUPREMELY relaxing. It feels very heavy, but in a way that melts all your anxieties away. I'd recommend this flavor to any other connoisseurs of indica.

The color is a very deep purple with dramatic orange hairs. Under the microscope, it looks like bondage weed made from black leather and studs. It even seems like there are 3 times as many trichromes as I'm used to seeing on meds! Well-matured crystals; mostly clear bulbous heads with several frosted heads resembling granulated sugar. It's named "Three Times Crazy" because it is bred from Granddaddy Purple, Bubba Kush, and OG Kush, and you really can tell from the effect and the way it tastes. The smoke is medium-bodied, the exhale tastes like a very flavorful purple ("skittles" taste), but it also has that sour kushy taste from the OG. Wow!! The effect starts off on the upper-side (probably from the OG) and then plunges you down into a deep, heavy indica effect.

The buds are a rich lavender color with dramatic orange hairs and insane trichromes all over. The taste is very, very light, but it's got the purple flavor ("Skittles") and a hint of garlic. Strong as hell, but not completely debilitating. I really like smoking or vaping this one during the day, as it relieves my anxiety and gives me just a hint of a mood lifter. This is the kind of bud that you show off to everyone you know, because it's BALLER.

Aesthetically, it's a little leafy and stringy, but the color is that gorgeous fluorescent seafoam color and you can see the crystals on it from across the room. The taste is sweet: mainly lemon-lime (sweet and sour) with a hint of mint.