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Okay let’s get one thing straight, it’s a KNOCKOUT ohh myy godd. This sativa is the type of sativa that make’s, you think you can see the future and in the future your looking back on the past. Possible vasodilator as the blood vessels feel like the floodgates are open, and another thing to note is that it is a great bronchodilator, my asthma is clearing up great even though at the start it was a rough ride. Probably a VERY good strain to work out on! I can feel every crumb on my back, a memory of the Asda 7 seed loaf, golden toasted with countrylife salted on top, what a treat that was! There’s a few affects on the body a few niggles here ans there but overall it’s in the head. Really dry eyes. No wonder it’s a sativa. PS. Do not open your bedroom window at night, millions of flies have descended upon me like rats on a crapbag. Fuck.

Gelato Gelato, looks like a snack. If you want dessert look no further. Ever seen your dog eat leaves in the garden? Well imagine me a 20 summit yr old responsibility duckin stoner, chewing buds in me room. That’s how tasty this smells. STONKS OF LEMON, all you can smell is lemon citrus. The taste isn’t too strong, piney and earthy, really mellows out and tastes of herbs and has a woody aftertaste. Picked it up cheap £10 on the gram, some really nice ‘dam stuff. Really appreciated it after the first hit, I was thinking I can see why this is so liked, as the high continued it dwindled after a bit of focus and what not. The high isn’t very diverse, pretty basic, feels like a bit of a body high more than anything. Good but pretty standard, got nothing on last nights sirius black! Would give it a 3.9 out of 5, probably better than Strawberry amnesia, less paranoia and anxiety.

Dense Experience: Yeah, so I’m just going to throw it out there guys, I am... ‘Sirius’ when I say, this is one ‘Sirius’ strain. After some messing around dealing with local teens that shot popcorn buds on the stem and stinking of chem, we FINALY found a decent dealer! A gram of this cost me twenty large ones but it was all worth it believe you me. Appearance of these buds where tall and thin but SUPER compact, black buds, black like me soul I tell ya. Really striking unique appearance although the darkness hinders the visibility of trichomes. Smell was subtle but may as well have been red wine, the grapes shone through! The taste was lavender and blueberries a smooth vape. Definitely has amnesic value, Currently trying to think how the trip has been for the last few hours. Dry mouth: yes. Not too aroused unlike strawberry amnesia. Very very chatty! Also very relaxed, walking on this bud is easy! Can walk up stairs, down stairs, outside the lot. Take away from this... it’s definitely a jokers strain, dark purple like the jokers suit, but all giggles aside this is A* and I would definitely get this again.

Deceiving appearance: Picked up a couple of grams of this off someone who for legal reasons must only be named as ch***lie cheddar. Even after a drought and desperate times the bud structure and appearance was underwhelming to say the least. Dark open popcorn buds presumably due to being left to dry on top of a radiator, a lack of pistils and whispy trichomes, Not to mention the recycled throwback 90’s baggy with weed leaf palmates on one side and something shit like an AK-47 on the other. Having an initial wiff I found sweet citrus and limonene to be the dominant force, with very pungent after tones. The vape didn’t taste of too much maybe some strawbs with a dark tobacco tar or tea kick. The smell afterwards certain to be peppery. The effects where strong, a true Sativa with racing thoughts but a lack of focus, skipping from one app to the other, surprisingly a fair amount of couch lock maybe due to the heavy relaxation. If your into sativa this is a strain for you, REALLY nice but not a top ten and lacking some key features, would recommend.