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Zkittles is the ultimate happy strain. You know that scene in The Simpson's where Homer's stoned and rainbows are coming out of his face? That's Zkittlez in a nutshell. It's said to be great for ADHD and boy are they right. The amount of energy, focus and motivation is totally unexpected for an indica-dominant strain. I smoked it after running out of Adderall & it took me straight to Happytown despite my dopamine deficit. Definitely my fave of 2021 so far.

Potent & somewhat befuddling mentally. Euphoric weed for fun, chill days--NOT functional activities like studying or work. Couldn't think of words. Not exactly speedy but no sleepy comedown either. A nice balance between stimulating & sedating. Good if you like powerful trippy Sativas.

Blue Dream is the perfect daytime strain if you want something stimulating without the racing heart & paranoia. I'm prone to major weed anxiety but BD has none of that, yet it also isn't lethargic or drowsy. Makes me want to chat or clean my room & makes my limbs feel light & airy like a cloud. It's my current favorite.

Cool shop, very big with a lot of variety. One problem though: they sold my mom a shady brand of CBD gummies ("Just Chill") that's tested positive for the synthetic cannabinoid 5F-ADB & SF-AKB-48, two potentially deadly substances. This is unacceptable for a medical dispensary. My mom is 68 & there are people much younger than her who died horrible deaths (i.e. bleeding to death) from these "Spice" chemicals. A cursory Google search reveals that Just Chill has been caught adulterating their products on more than one occasion. The company is in Reddit's blacklist among other things. If you don't know, now you know. Better to find out in a Leafly review than a lawsuit when someone dies. Aside from that, my one visit to this shop was pleasant enough: I got to spin the bargain wheel & got 30% off my order which was cool. The ladies working there seemed somewhat disinterested but were knowledgeable. I would go back but stay with products I already know are safe.

These are a fun variation on the gummies, though I prefer the gummies for the taste & ease of dosing. The chocolates taste a bit too hempy + are smaller & thus harder to dose accurately, but they get the job done. I just stocked up on 4 bags since my dispensary was out of the Indica gummies. (My mom remarked that they look just like the old Ex-Lax chocolates, lol).

Despite their obvious quality, these gave me worrying symptoms: cough, shortness of breath & rapid heartbeat. I only took TINY hits a couple of times but felt very ill afterward for several days each time. Must be sensitive to something in the vape or the weed used in it. Other vape brands like Moon Mix don't make me feel this bad by far. It's a shame because Simple Cure gummies are my favorite of any brand or product so I thought these would be amazing, but something is not right here. Either with the product or my biochemistry (or both). The taste is great--I got the Berry White--and the high itself is smooth & lovely. But I seriously feel like I have a mild form of vaping lung disease any time I hit this thing.

These are my current favorite edible in the Oklahoma medical market. Every gummy is consistent--no "hot spots" or weak spots. The flavors are great too. I prefer the blue, red & orange over the green squares. Weed taste is barely noticeable. Each square is 10mg; half a square is enough for this novice.

This strain (in a full-spectrum vape cart from a medical dispensary) is dope. Just the right blend of relaxation & stimulation to make it a perfect daytime strain. The flavor is unique--almost minty & fruity with hints of pine. Being a famed Sativa I expected it to be super speedy but am pleasantly surprised it's not. No racing heart or anxiety whatsoever. My body is chill while my mind remains clear enough to function.

I grew some autoflowering NYC Diesel, and wow! It's the perfect combo of mellow & uplifting without leaning too far in either direction. Got both depression AND anxiety? This is the strain for you, as it boosts energy & motivation without triggering paranoia or negative thought loops at all. It feels about 65% Sativa & 35% Indica if I was guessing. A perfect functional daytime smoke with absolutely no anxiety. And that's coming from someone who gets pounding heart & dry mouth from any amount of THC. There is a little cognitive confusion with this strain, but nothing I can't handle. TV shows & conversations are hard to follow due to zoning out. But there's virtually no couchlock or comedown, which is amazing if you suffer from fatigue/lethargy. You will want to be active & creative after a hit of NYCD, or at least let your mind wander among the clouds. The smell profile is piney with citrus overtones & a hint of grapefruit. This is a beautifully colored strain with aquamarine buds, an abundance of orange hairs & silvery trichome frost.

Pineapple is just a straightforward happiness inducing strain. Lifts your mood without inducing scary thought loops or daydreaming. I wanted to hold onto it as long as it was available when I had it. Good for depression, fatigue & general daytime use.