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This is a go to plain weed strain. If you like your coffee black and your weed strong, get this. Tastes like clean og and a little lemon every once in a while. Great, great stone. I feel it in the body but it's cerebral too.

If you are going to smoke this you better not have any plans afterwards. While you may be a sober witty chap resembling this strains icon, upon ingestion of these specific cannabinoids you are going to feel like a big, green, ..... Nug of weed! Not quite the hulk but you're gonna feel smashed ya dig. It's a great day high because it's not too sleepy but the come down is real so it's still preferable in the afternoon if not the early evening. For diesel fans.

I got a nug free from a delivery when buying other meds, and this is what I went back and bought on 4/20. It's that good. It's my favorite sativa, hands down. Perfect aware, functioning high but I still feel that goofy energy that good sativas always have. The taste and smell are to die for. I am smelling it right now as I type this and it is AMAZING. Very skunky sweet (my favorite) and also citrusy. It tastes more like the citrusy and comes across almost sour but still sweet. Sort of like a lemon head. If you see it, buy it.

I got this bud cheap and I was skeptical but it was Washington medical and it really surprised me. It's a sativa but it reminds me of good chemdawg because it's a heavy body stone and it really gets me feeling creative and ambitious. I wrote a B+ paper stoned on this strain. Looks, tastes, and feels like a 90s classic. If you see it, buy it.

Cinex is the best use of Vortex in my opinion, because I tried TimeWreck and it made me light headed and need to take a nap. Cinex, however is wonderfully floral and perfumey, and leaves a somewhat chemical sweetish after taste. The high is relaxed and groovy. Definitely a crowd pleaser.

Chemdawg really is one of my favorite strains. Its a trio of original powerhouse strains, and it amazes me that this is what they result in. I experienced a very heavy body stone, and the high was intensely euphoric. The entire time I was extremely happy. I have never smoked something that made me so simply happy as chemdawg. If you see this, it is worth picking up every time.

I got some Pineapple Express, it really met my expectations. Very strong, tight bud structure. It's a lighter smoke with a delayed expansion so a couple seconds after you exhale you'll start coughing. I got a very balanced crop and it smells just like trainwreck, with a more pineapple aftertaste. Its a hazy high, I don't feel sleepy, or energetic, just sort of in a daze. It's great in a joint. Make a cross joint and Seth Rogen himself may just knock on your door and ask for a puff.