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So I ll start with the million dollar question, did this make me horny? The answer is yes, but I am a guy and am pretty much always low key horny, so😆🤷‍♂️ Overall a pretty good smoke. A lighter smoke, won’t clobber you or lock you to the couch. It’s a nice uplifted, relaxed, happy, hungry high. Really good for when you are feeling a little down. Overcast cold March weather had me feeling a little bummed and this immediately put me in a great mood. Probably wouldn’t be my everyday smoke, but a nice change of pace smoke.

This definitely has some kick to it. For me a really strong sativa head high paired with some couchy chill vibes. Everyone else describes this strain as energetic, some initial energy after you first hit it, but unless you go super light on it, the couchlock is going to kick in. The sativa head high will get you lost in your thoughts. Really nice, but newbies will def want to be ware. If you hit this hard it can take you to some darker places. No training wheels on this one. Really good, not my normal type of high, but I would get it again if I was in the right mood.

Disappointing. Smells great, just like the name says has a very nice pineapple tropical smell. But the high is just underwhelming. A very clear headed daytime strain. You can be completely on it, so much so you may even forget your high. Really all it does is improve your mood. If you’re a medical user this might be what you’re looking for. But if you are a rec user, sooo many better strains out there. And I bought mine straight from Seed Junky, so it wasn’t a bad batch. Pass.

Grew this myself. It turned out pretty well. There is some strawberry to it, but I would say overall it has more of a sweet earthy smell. A nice strong high, smokes like a less sedating OG. Still runs to the indica side, maybe a 60/40 or 70/30 hybrid, something like that. But if you hit it hard the afghani in it will drop you. 😴😴 time. A nice smoke, but nothing really special about it that makes you go “I have to smoke that again.”

This one checks all the boxes for a nice functional daytime high. Bag appeal✔️The buds are dark green with lots of purple shading and orange hairs. Terps✔️Fruitty candy terps with a chemical/ammonia back note. Effects✔️A really nicely balanced hybrid. You can be completely functional and get up and do errands/chores. Or sit down and the high gets a little stonier. I would say slightly sativa leaning. But also very calming, without couch lock.

You can either end up productive, social and functional or zoned out in outer space on your couch. Depends on how hard you hit it. Choose your own adventure ⚡️🧼🗣 🤔🪐✨🛋

I really liked this strain. Nice and well balanced. If you go easy, you can still get up and do things, nothing too intense, doing laundry, running errands, etc… if you hit harder, you are definitely going to get couch locked. Either way a really happy euphoric strain, that will occasional give you a case of the giggles. Did I mention I really liked this one😆😆

Top shelf strain. Really nice, like an old school smoke. The high hits you in waves. Uplifted and feel like doing something one minute, almost falling asleep the next. Focused one minute, staring off into space almost drooling the next🤤😵‍💫I would say this is a lazy day off strain, but you def could smoke it at night. I would def pick this up again.

Face Off OG has been on my “weed bucket list” for a looong time. So when I saw it pop up at a local dispensary for the first time I rushed out to buy it even though I had just harvested my own grow and didn’t need any. Kind of standard Kush looks and smells, small green buds with lots of frost. The high is definitely stronger than a typical OG, especially at first (you may even get a little paranoia). You also do get this sensation around your head that anyone who has a good batch of Headband or Sour OG will recognize. But I don’t know, maybe I built this one up too much. I was expecting it to be this amazing get you stoned out of your mind high and it wasn’t that. Strong, but not amazing (and mine was listed at 24% thc). But the usual caveat, I bought it at a dispensary. I don’t know what dispensary weed is like in your state, but in mine, calling it hit or miss would be charitable.

I ll keep this simple. This shit was great! The package said 31% TAC. I usually call BS on all these sky high numbers, but in this case it might actually have been. If you go easy on this, it is a really nice relaxing, happy, euphoric high with some real slap to it. I started smoking back in the 90s and 00s and this reminds me of the best shit you could get back then. It, especially if you hit it hard, will put you in a stoney trance, where you start “hearing” the air. But be warned if you hit it hard, it will knock your ass in the dirt for an hour or two.