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Shush...okay? It smells some beauty fruit and cream mix that almost has a sickly/sweet flavour; like a cup of tea (with milk) has been left for a day, or two - no judging. It kind of goes off a bit.... strangely appealing! But wow does it creep and smash you in the face with a lengthy confusion spell! Very nice to vape and can imagine just as good in a joint. Would definitely recommend you try this at least twice though, you need to ensure you find a good sample of it. Trust the doc on this one

Oh my! Another of the doc’s favourite strains, I was lucky to procure this from an op in Canada. Boy does it hit the spot, right... right there!!! In the jar, this smells SO enticing. Raw fruit and fresh pine overload the nose quickly and release with the pine lingering. Starting at 180C in the vape, first few notes are tangy pine, minty and sweet fruit. That classic pinene profile you remember from other strains like Love Potion #1. After a while it turns into a herby but sweet pine concoction - definitely mellows out over time but stays tangy, sweet and herby. 15 - 20 minutes in and the euphoria kicks in, gently, and brings with it the opening of that tight chest from your anxiety and stress. Goodbye worries of the day, hello talking shit and feeling good for the next few hours :) This didn’t smash me sideways, but definitely deserves the 5 stars! Super gentle and clear high that leaves your faculties pretty much intact. I would try this is it comes available near you, even if you prefer a sativa

This hits fast! Just like Pompeii you will not have enough time to get your shit done before this kicks in. Total diesel and earth on the nose, but slightly sick/sweet as well. The high lasts and slows time incredibly, this strain is the kind that will have you forgetting you put sugar in your coffee :)

I will sell my medical licence for this strain - that’s how good it is! Lovely pine, sweet lemon and hint of bitter grapefruit in the bag. Turns into a creamy lemon and lime sorbet on inhale in the vape (at around 180C). Such a tasty strain :D The high for me is classic Sativa; uplifting and creative, but no couch-lock. Makes you think you are not stoned, but only for a second. The high creeps in and flash fry’s you in no time! If you have the opportunity to try it, then go for it. You will notice the real deal if it’s super piney and almost lemon balm, plus the intense creative high lasts ages. Some reviews here say that it’s an aphrodisiac - to me cannabis in general is an aphrodisiac! Stand out attributes are definitely the flavour, taste and Santa Marta genetics ;)

Very fruity and grapey in the vape, with a full flavour whack in the beginning; nurse, I’m gonna need a paper towel please. Develops into a nice relaxing stone waiting for the next ward. Who knows, maybe it will bring you safely out of surgery, and maybe you too will drift upon the purple pocketed goodness?