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I felt it take hold first in my eyes. It was sort of a sparkly sensation. And then I was keelhauled. The Dutchess is a Sativa that hits like Rocky Marciano. I typically prefer Indicas, but The Dutchess challenges really helps me flex into the world of Sativas better than any other Sativa dominant strain that I've tried. The only reason I dropped it a star was that it made me very congested.

Unlike some of the other reviewers, Blue Dream struck me like an Indica. It's really pleasant. The first two words that come to mind are "lovely" and "relaxing." Great for watching old Hammer Horror movies on a rainy Saturday night. I wish it lasted just a little longer though - hence my 4/5.

Grape Ape has moved into my list of favorites! It comes on hard with a lead-loaded Indica wallop and weighs heavily upon the eyelids like golden fairy dust. There's an introspective component of this strain that seems to reawaken distant memories. I enjoy those unexpected walks down Memory Lane quite a lot. This is not so much a social strain as it is a solitary one, and it makes a great partner when confronting anxieties or insomnia. This is an iconic "through the eyes of a child" strain.

This is one of my favorites. Where Northern Lights (at least for me) is more of an introspective experience, Bubba Kush is a little more gleeful and flows through you with the bubbly gentleness of a mountain brook in June. Happy, tingly, positive, and pleasant are the first words that come to mind when trying to describe Bk. "C'mon, get happy!"

The Euphorium in Covington is a great little find. The staff are knowledgeable and always helpful. The selection is good, but not nearly that of larger stores. Having said that, what is in stock is always good and worth the trip over! I cannot emphasize how great the staff are. I'm an old schooler - most of my 'recreational' time previous to legalization was spent tracking down product of any quality and enjoying out of a water pipe. Outside of my own homemade dubious-quality edibles, I had no idea about some of the cleaner methods of consumption that are available. The staff at Euphorium patiently walked me through each of them and helped me to find the best option for my needs. Euphorium Covington has earned my repeat business.

A sparkling, happy strain. Nice balance of euphoria and weightiness. Anxiety reduction A+++.

Great selection, excellent use of space providing a welcoming environment. The only very small critique I have is that the staff were stretched thin both times I was there and had a difficult time keeping up with all the customers. Having said that, they performed admirably considering the number of people they were supporting. Overall, I give this store a solid A.