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Mexican

8/24/2018
If you don’t like Professional Mexican Weed You hate Guava and Lasagna As George Carlin once said

Trainwreck

8/24/2018
This is a great Afghanistan Lineage. Waiting for the Buzz to Return...? Need another hit to go to sleep...? Not with Trainwreck. Driving is not impacted. Noted. The name itself sounds Propagandist, but... A trainwreck is clean-up process from Hell. Not for a “Serious Work Environment”. The name is gender-neutral. A weed, that I imagine... represented the last weekend they worked for Company #1 Care Alliance. I think MMA Fighters are the intended Audience because my lingering Concussions fuzzed-out (for the night) like an HBO Neighborhood before the new episode of the Sopranos.

Tokyo OG

8/24/2018
This is an Academy on Fire during Student Admission... if you were going to a concert, you might instead (after the first handful of hits) remember this book you read last year and want to take your friends to a fine Fast-Food experience (of your choice) likely “A Late Night Comedic Isle” at New Seasons (from where) plans to visit the Go-Cart Track (fell through...) because that old band you followed... has a better “new” record than the “new” record, that you were going to see had released... so. You are going to buy old Nostalgia versus Live Nostalgia? You have doubt. The Tokyo OG says the Future is Unwritten. You return home to look up Handheld Emulators Online.

Northern Lights

8/24/2018
The Oceanfront Apartment of late 90s Jungliest Vans - Most reality-driven records, (in the) Space Rock genre, owe their existence to the discovery of Nervous System’s perceived (in-constant) debt to “Climatic Changes” or; Firework Crescendo, after three hours following smoking... I think Yo La Tengo’s Indie-Success was accused of being attributable to Northern Lights... They can turn-out Pop Records with any Genre - It is a matter of Sympathy for the Vocalist... (...) A singer pre-performance who is still expected to deliver an Exceptional Stoned Performance, would be wise to invest, in this staple, of (the former) business-park(s) (covered-sessions) during X-Files Themed Office Parties circa 1998-2000. Once called California’s National Flower, in 1999, by one of the guitarists for the Red Hot Chilly Peppers, Northern Lights has a reputation (in higher potency) of being responsible for why you are Isolating in a room not your own. Enjoy the View. They are making dinner in the main-room.
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White Rhino

8/24/2018
As God says about Eggs They also say about Humans They cook easy But they are hard to flip The same can be said for your ambitions If you thought you thought you might not order Thin Crust Pizza After smoking White Rhino Great for riding on Overnight Cruise Ship If you trapped beneath the deck A well-rolled joint of White Rhino away from the other passengers will put you to sleep and likely with a novel in hand While probably not allowed That’s why Ambition exists

SFV OG

8/24/2018
This was popular near the Canadian Border, predominantly. I heard it was called SVG OG because it was that hated by Border Patrol. It looks like Crystal Harvarti Lasagna. It tastes like Fried Tomatoes. A healthy truck-bed in Mexico for two weeks of “Thanksgiving”. The sort of Marijuana towards the Canada (that/whom) grew increasingly “Tolerant but Evasive yet” of... A rap-record in a Paul Newman’s Ranch Dressing. An instant background check White Rose in most Border Community circa 2007. The name has a reputation amongst Gun Owners as Killer Bud. Too much blood was spilt for SVG. Five Fucking Stars.

Blue Dream

8/24/2018
The Mass Health Bar of Proto-Punk Legalization - A disorienting is apparent but (no) babysitting the Love Lost and Packaged if your friendships arrive and forgot to bring their wallet (when they drove to your house) but you know - PlayStation 1 was Revolutionary and... A blend to quietly drink Blue Jones Soda too while listening to Joni Mitchell even they you acknowledged that you just didn’t understand her appeal but she is near Elvis Costello on Amazing Recommendations Dot Com and hey - it’s what your friend bought, and while it was not the first choice, for Blue Suit, you took off the Clearance Rack... You hiked 10 miles, once, on Blue Dream. Good for you, Blue Dream. Another satisfied customer.

The Hog

8/24/2018
If you mix The Hog with other Weeds in a Communal Joint A Sativa if you have Laundry you need done, today but alone The Hog is very much Medical and for Cancer It is a Quiet Afternoon Far Sinking Oil Tanker Why this Strain is featured often amongst Local Hospital Senators is the unique Stomach Relief Some do not notice An Upscale Dining Big Bud An hour of Pasta and Bread Also - called The Darkness because the viciousness of Cancer and the slight precedence of being Hyped from the Outside In while resembling Remorse/Over-Defense I enjoyed the temporary Stomach Relief

Jack the Ripper

8/24/2018
A bicycle is dangerous to pedal outside of approved zones (with your headphones on...) If you listen to a lot of music through headphones This strain will have you bringing out the turntable And your fastest Pitchfork Metal Band Former Long Distance Lung Cancer Patients might appreciate the minimal (residual & activity based) heart-pressure (elevated density of sedation) versus Solemnity and Jarring Upswings of Sativas with similar 80s Afghanistan War Paranoia Warning A negative Eating isn’t really Cost Effective (But you will likely be starving...)

Alaskan Thunder Fuck

8/24/2018
If you have Severe Cancer And you might leave anytime Alaskan Thunder Fuck at 30% Plus Is the only weed I can recommend you buy - Originally, the future Micheal Jordan of Weed and the Most Important Weed Plant since Panama Red and “Chronic” priced the userbase of the Market The weed you sold your second car for that one time Right on the Shelf... The Godkiller survived Legalization...


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