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In some burrows I am known as professor Danky Kong. But I am not he! He came to me in a wide awake dream and told me everything I knew was wrong but that was alright. Professor Danky Kong taught me everything I already knew but made it new. Who would of known? Danky did.

When some one says, smoke some LeG? Lemone og kush. Not some naighty bit that will get you a jail cell with the Cos and Weinstein. Nope. Someone asks you to fire up some LeG. Yes is the answer. So many silly ass flavors in the 420spectrum these day. It pays to be right with the tight nuggets of lemony goodness. The orignal lemon cake baby!!!!! No maybe. Yes! Most say its a kick back track. Not for this DNA. Its a day blend to me. Definatly top 5 for this old rainbow soul Good clean happy productive...stop reading and start the session with some lemony lessons.

If I were on a desert island and a pallet of this washed a shore, you might not hear from your 420 buddy Mudflapp for a long time. And when I did resurface all crusted, dusted and disgusted, it would only to be to find more Lemon OG. of the K U S H variety. I would disown the name and fame of Mudflapp and only be known as Lemon, Lemon Lemon Lemon O G (said with echo effect of rick rubin cria 1980s Beastie/LL Cool type using the voice of Kool Keith of the Ultramagnetic MCs...the parenthesis is longer than the review...get you some) DAY 420: I perfected a way to roll a palm leaf style blunt with a hunk a chunk of this Lemon OG that washed ashore from that ship I hit. With any luck I wont have to go back to the main land for a long long long long long long long long longlongbong time.

Created by accident in Topeka Kansas...home of all accidents of course. Nice fruity tasting Sativa heavy hybrid. Even Darwin would have been proud, he could of smoked this in a Topeka court room and it wouldn't bother him, he wouldn't have said bah to anyone...because he is a guy and not a goat.

If Gandhi smoked this would be his brand. Makes me so in tuned with everything, so at peace with everything. A septiva for real! At the same time, if you asked me to go into the kitchen and asked me to get some Twizzlers and I would go in there and come back out with everything but Twizzlers. If you asked about the Twizzlers I would be like "what now?" Get it, smoke it. Forget it and get it again.

This is the PBR of weed. Really anything that has BOMB or POW or SHAZAMMAA Or Cammo, in the title is going to be a knock off of something better. Makes it sound like I hate it. No, if its the only lonely strain in the dispensary then I am still happy. Good and stringy, perfect for rolling old school Js on your favorite Album cover. Mello, they should call it, Big Girl at the End Of The Bar at 3AM. too wordy I guess.

Good septivia. Made me want to turn into big eyed green alien worker drone and change my name to Tor. Really though, I was out of Durban and this slid in the spot nicely. Good day blend for getting it done. Especially if you are reptile like alien.

Bow down to the citrus jesus. Just like a good church, if there is such a thing, a little bit goes a long way. Too much and you will fall asleep in the pew, stinking like you just spent cash to take a nap in a uncomfortable spot. It rings my cranium like the Bells Of St. Mary. True Indica, believe it! Amen, load the bong again!

This review is from a septiva person who utilizes Blue Dream and Durban like coffee. Bubba Kush is everything those are not. Very diesel like taste. Body high and a couch glue effect. Caution one hit at a time and judge the quit hit on the effect. Will put you out. If you over step When I train 6 days a week. God Buddha and the voodoo Methodist created Indica and for that 7th and Bubba Kush is a good one.

Are there better strains that ring my bell louder? Yes. Why do I like this so much then? Like Durban Poison it is a staple in the world of wonderfulness. Been around since the first days of documentation. I could live in a shanty down by the beach and toke this the rest of my days. Where Mob Boss is going to amp you up and flies you close to the sun, this flies just above a indaca but just below the radar in the sativa zone. I smoked some Jamaican last night and wrote a Bob Marley song.