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I have 40+ years experience growing and using cannabis, a masters degree in agri/horticulture from MSU and will break each review down as follows from my own personal experience with seeds or clones obtained directly from the original breeders: I would like to first note that although a very nice strain, my experience was nothing like Nirvana describes and I would describe it as more of a hybrid than an indica dominant strain and from the reviews of others I know and the reviews on this site and others, I'm not alone in not getting what I expected and may be the reason why reviews are not as high as they should be. It is a F1 hybrid which could explain the different variations and getting some that are very different than they intended. Use; Has more hybrid effects and is not a strong indica that makes you relaxed, happy and euphoric but it doesn't give you couch lock or make you want to sleep. It is still good for pain, muscle spasms but again, if you are looking for strong indica effects, than this isn't the best choice This supposed indica dominant strain has a more hybrid balanced effect with relaxed, happy euphoric cerebral feelings but not a lot of physical couch lock type effects, like an indica should. The effect is good for symptoms such as pain, & muscle spasms but it won't make you feel like you have to go to sleep. The effects are great and useful, just not as they are described by the breeder so if you are looking for something with strong indica type effects, than I wouldn't recommend this. Buds are very dense and have a very pleasant odor that is hard to describe. It's kind of earthy with a strong chocolate smell with hints of spiciness. Reminded me of a strain I used to get in the old days called Chocolate Thai. Grow; Indoors: Finishes in 9-10 weeks Outdoors: October 17th at 42*N latitude Although this plant doesn't have the strong indica effects one would expect it definitely looks and grows like an indica. The leaves are very wide to the point of overlapping. Plant is short and stout looking like an indica should but just like the effects are more hybrid type, so is it's flowering time. I wanted this specifically because Nirvana stated that it would finish in mid September and it definitely displayed more sativa characteristics, finishing late in October. The weird thing is I germinated 3 seeds I ended up using and all three seemed almost identical, which is not only weird for a F1 but also makes it strange that every phenotype seemed so much alike and nothing like it's described.

The is no location, which makes it the best, especially when you see their prices and they deliver. Jay is a master grower, has been in High Times with one of his strains and grows everything 100% organic from the animal manure from his farm. It's outdoor grown and you can't beat mother nature and the sun. Jay is a true caregiver, providing his superior medicine at as much as 50% or less than most other dispensary's in the area. I'm posting this even when he no longer will deliver to my area but his superior products the fact that he is a caregiver that only charges his patients to cover his costs as our state law states should make everyone in his try him before anyone else.

Most people think that this strain is a myth or confuse it with other strains with similar names like Purple Paralyzer or Purple Pinconning Paralyzer. It definitely isn't a myth and the name was given by High Times in an article about it's creator who just called it "best". You can find the info by Googleing it.. It was created a while ago (1980's)but definitely still exists as the HT article written in 2008 states. It IS very difficult to find the real stuff as the people that have cuttings are not allowed to give them out per their agreement with the originator. I happen to know one of the few that has and grows an original. If you happen to se some in your area, be sure to ask how they obtained it and if they will give out any cuts, because if it wasn't from someone in MI and they will give out cuts, than it isn't the real deal. I have over 40 years of cannabis experience and this is by far one of the best strains I have ever seen.

Most people think that this strain is a myth or confuse it with other strains with similar names like Purple Paralyzer or Purple Pinconning Paralyzer. It definitely isn't a myth and the name was given by High Times in an article about it's creator who just called it "best". You can find the info by Googleing it.. It was created a while ago (1980's)but definitely still exists as the HT article written in 2008 states. It IS very difficult to find the real stuff as the people that have cuttings are not allowed to give them out per their agreement with the originator. I happen to know one of the few that has and grows an original. If you happen to se some in your area, be sure to ask how they obtained it and if they will give out any cuts, because if it wasn't from someone in MI and they will give out cuts, than it isn't the real deal. I have over 40 years of cannabis experience and this is by far one of the best strains I have ever seen.

I gave this place a decent rating but PLEASE read the following and don't just go off the stars, because although this place may be great for some, I would certainly never return as explained below. Great place if you live like "The Life Styles of the Rich and Famous" but not the best place for most of the people that use medicinal cannabis, like disabled veterans, regular disabled people and people that have unusually high medical bills already and are usually on a low income. They have quality meds but they are more than double some other places with better meds. The atmosphere is excellent but that is also why they feel the need to charge such extreme prices and even then, it doesn't justify paying twice as much as many other services offer. When I go to my pharmacy to get my other prescriptions, I've never seen a place that looked like a nightclub and certainly don't need that and I'm not going to go there, knowing that all the fancy decorations and other stuff you see, is certainly going to make them charge a lot more for the same thing. The staff were very nice and friendly and would be excellent at a regular café or coffee shop, but as far as being budtenders at a medical marijuana dispensary, they are like hiring a barista as a pharmacist (that looks like a nightclub lol)as they have little if no knowledge of what they are selling. When I asked them what strain would be best for my ailment, they looked at me like a clerk at a liquor store would if I asked them the same question. Their answer was, and I am quoting exactly, "all of our top shelf meds should help whatever problem you have" My response was than to ask which of those top shelf meds were the best and their response and look were very similar "all of our top shelf meds". You may be asking why I even went here, when you can clearly see their prices here on this site. I decided to try them, because they advertised a deal, saying $200 ounces storewide, which to most people would mean that they are offering all of their strains for $200 an Oz.. That's not what it was at all. As a matter of fact, there wasn't any special deal at all. When I asked them about the deal, they showed me the strains they had that are always $200 as they are listed on this site and nothing was on special. When I asked, the first person didn't even know what I was talking about and they brought someone else over. It was this person that then, gave the answers above, so if the first person had to go get someone to answer my first question, which I would assume is a lot more knowledgeable than the first and then that person doesn't have the knowledge to answer those following questions, than my question is there anyone in there that could have answered my questions?? I'm pretty sure any of the people on mu side of the counter could have answered the questions better than anyone that worked there. If you drive a BMW, are as fit as a 21 year old, not a veteran, disabled but you still need medical cannabis because you told your doctor your "back hurt's" ;-) and the answers I quoted above are the answers you wanted to hear or you just have to be seen at and buy the most expensive stuff around because you have an image to keep than this IS the place for you. If you are one of the other real people I mentioned above that the MMMP was created for, than please just look a little more and you will find many other services that cater to us, because there are so many out there that service the same area, I can't believe anyone except the rich and famous, would go here.