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Munchies are off the wall with white knight. I had a nice relaxing body and mind effect with a slight happiness. 45 minutes after no appetite, just a steady focused chilled happy effect. My appetite became monstrous and never ending. The taste is very complex with what seemed like every major terpene. Lemon, berry, pine wood, floral, hoppy. It was like a fruit punch tea. Looks are top shelf thanks to fireline in WA. I don’t think I’ll get again because the temptation to stuff my stomach with food was extreme. I do recommend trying it for it’s complex flavor.

First time I had orange crush was homegrown kb in IL. It was as if someone fed the plant orange soda. Super euphoric, uplifting and name sake was full on there. When I came to WA it was one of the three first strains I picked up. It was by THCBD. I was pleased but not impressed as it didn’t come close to what I first remembered. It wasn’t like it’s name sake at all. It had a good orange and wood taste and smell. More relaxing than euphoric. So I kept my eyes peeled like an orange ready to eat. One day I came across fireline. The look is stellar. Vibrant bright neon light green that’s appealing to any pot head. Hairs are super neon orange. Trich is caked all over it. Fluffy nugs that say it’s a sativa. The smell is overwhelming with tangerine and pine. Nothing like a soda. At first it didn’t appeal to me. Then I came around and really do enjoy it. It’s great tasting in a flavorless blunt. Big euphoria is always good. Downside is ravenous appetite that can’t be satisfied. I’d get this for outdoor activities. After a 1 gram blunt late night I went for a walk. It felt very dreamy. Things had a mystique to it. Can’t say it’s my all time favorite but it’s up there. I’ll get it again.

I’ve seen this strain on the menu multiple times and wondered about it. I’ve never heard anyone rave about it. Now I know why. I haven’t been so disappointed in a strain for awhile. Forget Burmese kush. Pass on the buku. It’s like a bland tasting chemdawg. Relaxed slightly, happy slightly. Lame af. I recommend to avoid Bmk.

Looks 4/5 Pineapple and diesel equals lots of Kief. Smells 5/5 Pineapple citrus gas. Tastes 4/5 Like smell Effects 1/5 I got anxiety and bad vibes off of it after a rush of euphoria and slight relaxation turned quick into energy and anxious feelings for 30 minutes. Not much a of a body buzz. Very cerebral. I don’t care for pineapple diesel.

I’m partial to mint chocolate chip. Keify beige and green tight nugs with small moderate brown hairs smells like sweet mint, sage, and chocolate. I did enjoy the euphoric relaxation heavy body buzz. I didn’t enjoy the anxiety accompanying it. A bit to speed ball like to me. Flavor is great though. Effects are just to bitter. I don’t care to get again.

Big foot farms in WA had some cat piss that was hype, uplifting, and very euphoric. Great for activities. Nice vibrant neon green buds and orange hairs. Smells like cat piss and tastes... NOT like cat pee thankfully. Taste is super skunky citrus. I don’t care for cat pee. I have enough of the real thing by my front door. Negative side; anxiety and paranoia. I recommend cat pee to anyone that likes sativa.

Sweetwater farms and blue roots have an excellent candy land. Sweetwater has a better version I think. Sticky purple tight frosty conical nugs give way to a sweet pungent berry hash. Tastes like candy. Feels very euphoric, uplifting and very relaxing. More of a hybrid than sativa. Good evening strain.

WiFi 43 is indica at its finest. I forget who I had this by in flower form in WA but I remember thinking, “wow, this is not regular WiFi”. As the corners of my grin seemed to pull an iron blanket over my head. I did get some concentrate by lucky’s recently specifically for a night cap strain. She didn’t disappoint as the sweet earthy woody skunk dried my eyes out and lulled me to sleep. Have to fight off the munchies so I don’t ruin my rest. I’ll get WiFi 43 again.

Kush lovers will enjoy this strain. I highly recommend phat panda in WA for WiFi. This is a enjoyable daytime strain that can be used to chill out while couch lock is slight. Nice happiness. Major creative juicing. A bit talkative. Very uplifting. Do not get confused between WiFi and the WiFi 43 if you don’t like indica. Because the 43 is opposite of energy levels of this WiFi. I first had WiFi in a jetty cart from CA. Awesome all round strain. I’ll continue to get again. I like Kuuuuush.

Picked up some mandarin cookies by magic time aka from the soil in Tacoma, WA at urban bud. Looks: 3/5. Loose stemy dull green nugs. Smell: 5/5. Straight up mandarin oranges with a hint of oak and skunk. Taste 5/5. Juicy oranges. Effects 5/5. Big euphoria, moderate relaxation, creativity altered, appetite up, talkative. Recommended for simply a good time. I’ll get again.