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I'm no Tommy Chong, but I've had a fair share of herb in my lifetime, and this is absolutely the strongest strain I have EVER had. Supposedly tested at a whopping 30% THC, I was so euphoric I couldn't talk much for the first hour, which is a rare thing for me, indeed. If you are looking for an almost 100%-sativa experience, this is for you. Super crystal clear cerebral euphoria. Supremely elevated out of any kind of lethargy or depression, the world will seem like a much different place. However, not much body effects (to be expected in such a Sativa-dominant strain) and it amps your brain UP, so if you have problems with anxiety this might be too much for you. If you want to be energetic, uplifted, creative, focused -- this is the strain for you!! I would definitely suggest taking it easy the first time you try this -- have less than your usual amount and wait a good 30 minutes to see what planet you're on before having any more. =) This is a MUST TRY strain if you are a Sativa fan! Have fun!! Medically good for: fatigue/lethargy, ADD, depression. NOT good for: sleep, anxiety, those easily susceptible to paranoia. Purchased legally from the friendly folks at Safe Access in West Seattle. They rock!

Different Strokes for different folks -- this wasn't the right strain for me. I normally look for something that will have some uplifting, euphoric feelings to combat depression, and I didn't really get that from Mr. Urkle. However, it's good medication for someone who would be seeking body relaxation and/or sleep with less of a cerebral "high." I was definitely calm, relaxed, and downright sleepy -- that just wasn't what I was looking for in the afternoon! I was also hoping for more of an uplifting, happy feeling, and I personally didn't get that. However, if mostly body effects are what you're after, you should give this a try, it might be the perfect thing for you!

I have ADD and this strain was SO helpful for me. My mood was pleasantly elevated, and my brain was quiet instead of racing ahead a mile-a-minute. I felt pleasantly social and could talk to people and follow conversations. I was calm and relaxed, but not completely couch-locked. Very pleasantly euphoric, but without making me feel stupid. Happy and full of warm fuzzies, but not uncontrollably giggly. =) Body effects were very relaxing and would help with cramps or other minor aches and pains, too. This strain felt almost perfectly balanced to me -- warm, relaxing Indica body effects, but with enough Sativa to keep you awake and focused so you can enjoy them! Two thumbs up. I thought it was kind of similar to Alien OG , but a touch more on the Indica side. When it did make me sleepy after about 4 hours I slept like a log. Highly recommended for stress, anxiety, depression, or ADD/ADHD. I'm not one to care too much about how flowers taste, but I will say this was very pleasant to smoke and was not harsh, and it tasted nice with no chemical taste or bad aftertaste. Possible drawback: I had a minor headache but maybe that was unrelated. If you can find this strain it is perfect to relax with after a rough day -- give it a try! Please note: for me this took a good 30 minutes to really "kick in." :)

We have been here twice now, and the people here are very patient, informative, and friendly. The flowers available are some of the strongest strains I have ever seen, including two that tested at a whopping 30% THC! That means my wife can use half as much medication as she would normally need, which saves us a significant amount of money. Their prices are amazing -- as of 2/16/2015 all strains are $10/g or 60/qtr 200/oz -- even the top-shelf stuff! Also, any time you spend $50 or more you get a free gram, brownie, or other goodie. So nice!! The Alien OG and Ewok strains are top-notch. There are only two minor downsides -- they don't have much in the way of tinctures or topical products (check out Lucky Ladyz on Alki for those!!) and the place looks like a post-apocalyptic bomb shelter inside. I felt like I was in a Mad Max movie. =) But the product and prices more than make up for that! If you want top-shelf meds at rock bottom prices, this is your spot. Please check them out and give them your business! It's nice to see a place so focused on helping people. :)

The perfect balance of effects: incredibly relaxing, yet uplifting and euphoric. Would be my #1 choice for reducing stress and anxiety/PTSD. Does produce some "couch lock" ... but has a wonderful, warm body effect that lasts for hours. Makes me happy and a little giggly but mostly just calm, relaxed, and I slept great afterwards. Would highly recommend for those who don't like straight Indica but want some of the Indica effects: you get body effects but also the more sativa-like uplifting and mood elevation. Only time I wouldn't recommend would be for morning use, this is more of a late afternoon/evening strain. There's a reason this is a classic strain that is well-loved by many. If you are looking for physical and mental relaxation and mood elevation with no paranoia, you can't go wrong with this one! ***update: Some Dutch Treat has more Sativa characteristics than others, this particular batch I had was more on the Indica side -- got from Pharmaseed. A later batch from Safe Access was much more Sativa-dominant and had less of the sleepy, body relaxation effects (but was still great!)

My wife has fibromyalgia and prescription medication often helps, but sometimes doesn't really -- depending on the type of pain and location in her body. Blue Dream is perfect for her joint pain and erases it for hours, as well as being good for muscle spasms and menstrual cramps. Unlike other hybrids, this isn't so Indica-heavy that it knocks you out. Instead you're very, very relaxed but awake. Minor "couch lock" and slightly increased hunger, but not much. This is one of the best strains we've ever tried for pain management as well as calming mood, with the least side effects. Outstanding unless you need something for morning use -- I wouldn't recommend then.

This is excellent for those seeking an energetic, crystal-clear high. This made me incredibly focused, yet quieted my busy mind -- I have ADD and this works wonders for focus and concentration. I also felt happy and uplifted, and my busy brain quieted down. No bad effects for me except a little dry mouth. Would be great for morning/daytime use, at night it would probably keep you awake. Recommended for working, studying, being active, chatting with friends. Doesn't produce as much of a euphoria for me, more of a feeling of well-being and focused energy, with mild body effects. Perfect for depression, lethargy, ADD/ADHD. A+ for morning/daytime use.