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Strain of the day deals are wild. Shake isn't the same "shake" your old dealer had. No big stems, no dirt weed, just lots of lil popcorn nugs that are perfect for the half-asleep morning bowl to set your day on the right track. As far as service goes, however, you should probably tell your best friends to step aside. The people here are so welcoming and interestingly articulate that you won't need any of your old friends for reassurance and kind words. Ditch em all. Just... just get rid of your old friends. Wh..who needs em anyways with this..this *burrrrrp* kind of crowd, Morty. These people a..are all you need. Just them and the weed, Morty. J-just them and the *burrrrrp* weed.