Sweet Jesus -- one-hit wonder weed! When you absolutely, positively must be ripped outta your tiny mind, you'll want some of this standing by. Sea-level to cruising altitude in about 5 minutes -- and it's a long flight after that. I don't know how many times I asked myself "Whoa, am I still TOTALLY FUCKING HIGH?" then wondered who the hell was talking to me. Damn, I hit this shit like two hours ago and the buzz is still numbing my skull -- not that that's a bad thing. But I'm kinda curious what the growers thought when they were brewing up this strain: "Y'know what people need? To be utterly fucked up for the time it takes to fly from Seattle to New York off three hits of our weed" because that's about how long the high lasts. If your goal in life is to get baked as possible without doing dabs, Golden Pineapple is the strain for you.