FINALLY. I am high.
After dumping out wads of hard-earned coin on so much herb, I am finally stoned. It's a Festivus miracle.
I've been trying all of the strains since moving to Washington, and was starting to think that all was hopeless and that maybe it was time to take a break.
Alas, I've found what works for this long-time stoner.
Smooth like butter. Creative and with it. I feel good.