I have to write this now. I know why they call it "fire alien". Seriously. It's because it makes you feel warm and take your mind to another world. The onset of introspectiveness and euphoria is a but slow coming, but very sudden once set upon. This is followed by a semi conscious sedative effect that is complemented by a soothing blanket of warmth that pours over like warm honey. As if to say "Relax, we'll take care of you". In this incredibly relaxed and peaceful state, you are oblivious to the alien now taking possession of your mind and body.......until it's too late. It's all good, tho, cause he is taking your consciousness to galaxies of which you'd completely ignorant otherwise. This is why I had to write this now, while I was still here. In fact, I only really know that I am still here because of the unfathomable dryness of my mouth. That said, with every hit from the bong, less and less of me remains and more and more of the alien manifests. I'm not sure where it's going to take me next, so let me write this review before this next hit, as I may very well forget all that I know and become one with everything.