Squirt

This is one of the more interesting strains I’ve got to review in a while. Everything from the name to the packaging to the flower itself. The physical appearance of the flower is interesting, it’s made of semi-dull green and yellow hues but it’s striking feature is it’s bright orange hairs, the brightest hairs I’ve seen ever maybe! I think the craziest thing about this high besides the effects, which I will get into shortly, is how accurate this smells like squirt. I mean it almost makes me skeptical because this strain smells exactly like the grapefruit squirt soda! The taste is also very similar to the squirt soda but not as clear as the smell. The flavors I get are grapefruit, citrus, and herby in that order by potency of taste. There definitely is an herby aftertaste that dilutes the sweet soda taste, but not in a bad way because I feel if it tasted like soda too that would kind of weird so you get the best of both worlds with the taste. The effects are very enjoyable and energizing. I never really wake and bake but I felt I had to for this strain to really get the best out of it and I’m glad I did. I wake and baked it on a calm Sunday morning and it set the perfect mood of productive relaxation for the rest of the day. It’s a perfect dative because it does have an overall energizing nature but does also share some relaxing aspects you’d find in and indica/hybrid. This strain hits all the check marks with notable aspects being it’s smell and taste as well as it’s enjoyable effects. No complaints here. Rating : 5/5 🍬🍋🌱

First thing's first: Squirt and Dirty Squirt are not the same strain, they have different genetics. That being said, I got a zip of some outdoor Squirt from Michigan and I'm really digging it. I love the original Grapefruit and crosses from it like Grapefruit Sour Dream, those sweet & sour grapefruit terps are some of my favorite terps in cannabis. But this Squirt strain doesn't have those typical Grapefruit terps; it's much more sour and bitter like the aftertaste from grapefruit, that bitter taste of rind. But I love it! Smells like sour bitter grapefruit rind, tastes like sour grapefruit with notes of carbonation (like soda). It's incredible to encounter the taste of carbonated grapefruit soda in a joint, but Squirt has it in spades. It reminds me of a Blueberry cut I had that smelled and tasted like champagne, these carbonation/champagne terps are somewhat rare in cannabis. But the high of Squirt is a classic mellow sativa high; it's euphoric, uplifting, and moderately stony, comparable to Pineapple Express or Jack. This is a great strain for during the day or chilling at night, it's a mellow sativa that isn't real stony but it isn't racy, either, and it makes for a good general purpose smoke. I would definitely buy Squirt again.

Pretty enjoyable strain! Flavor is there