The Green Depot
6/14/2025
Green Depot is a joke.
You lazy clowns say you open at 11:00 AM—first of all, who the hell opens a dispensary that late on a Saturday? That’s already wild. But to make it worse, 11:00 rolls around and… nothing. Doors locked. No staff. No note. No explanation. Just dead silence and a ghost shop. What kind of amateur operation is this?
You clearly don’t respect your customers, your schedule, or your business. If getting out of bed and opening your store on time is too much to ask, maybe you shouldn’t be in business at all. This isn’t just unprofessional—it’s pathetic.
Go anywhere else in Denver. Literally anywhere. Green Depot doesn’t deserve your money, your time, or your patience.