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I'm an occasional (very occasional) user and i got a 1g preroll of shark shock. i had been suffering from a week-long migraine, so right before bedtime i curled up in a chair on the back deck with a blanket (middle of winter) and only took 3 hits. I felt great, such a relaxing, euphoric, and almost opiated high, excellent flavor profile, took away my recurring chronic migraine instantly, mentally and physically i felt more relaxed than i had in months. the only pitfall (and this is where the cliche-yet- comical " 'one time i was so high...' story" comes in) when i stood up to go back inside i tried to walk forward toward the door, lost my balance, and despite my best efforts to complete this simple task, ended up stumbling and back pedalling all the way across to the far end of our deck until i fell into the patio table and landed on my butt, at which point i crawled over to the deck steps, wrapped my blanket back around me in the hopes of waiting out the physical side effects; and (while this all slightly freaked me out at the time) the comedy of the situation was not lost on me. i was outside by myself and had to choose between staying where i was (albeit still in a very comfortably euphoric state) or facing the humiliation and possible impossibility of trying to crawl into my house, all the while thinking "i should have smoked this in my bed with snacks on my nightstand." after several minutes i finally, literally, got back on my feet and walked like a drunk person inside, and made it to my bed for the best sleep i've had in years. so overall, it's a GREAT strain and a highly recommend it with one disclaimer: if you're not an avid user, pick a comfy couch or bed before you indulge, and plan to stay put for a few hours and enjoy feeling GREAT. just dont try walking or standing.