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A Hilarious Journey to Cottonmouth City Let me tell you about my recent adventure with a weed strain called The Don Mega. Imagine a world where you’re wrapped in a cozy blanket of happiness, floating on a cloud of euphoric bliss, while simultaneously experiencing the desert-like dryness of a SpongeBob episode where our favorite sea sponge steps into Sandy’s tree dome. Yep, that’s the ride The Don Mega took me on! First off, let’s talk about the high. It’s like the universe decided to give me a hug from the inside out. I felt amazing, like I could conquer a mountain, write a bestselling novel, or at least finally beat my friend at Mario Kart. My worries melted away, and I was ready to take on the world—or at least the couch and Netflix. But here’s where things got a little… interesting. As the high kicked in, I suddenly found myself in a battle of wills with my mouth. It was as if my saliva had gone on a vacation without me. Imagine SpongeBob's face when he realizes he’s in Sandy’s house without a water helmet—yup, that was me! I could practically hear the crickets chirping in my mouth. I’m talking extreme dry mouth, folks. I was so parched I could’ve filled a kiddie pool with the amount of water I was craving. So, if you're planning to indulge in The Don Mega, stock up on hydration like you’re preparing for a desert expedition. Water bottles, juicy fruits, maybe even a hydration IV if you want to go all out—trust me, you’ll need it!