Geezz Dispensary
8/23/2025
🔥💨 5 Stars for the Smoke & the Smoke Show — Shoutout to Jeremy 💨🔥
I came in looking for the right flower to help me relax… and left wondering how fast I could legally marry my budtender.
Jeremy — bald, tatted, and dangerously handsome — greeted me with a smile that could melt glass and a vibe that made me forget what I came in for. But let me be clear: he’s not just easy on the eyes (though lord help me, he is), he’s extremely knowledgeable and genuinely helpful.
He walked me through all my options, asked the right questions, and made sure I left with exactly what I needed. The level of care and attention? Top notch. The tattoos? A+ artwork. The bald head? Shining like a beacon of hope. 😍
I came in for medicine, and somehow also caught a case of “please ruin my life in the best way possible.” 😏 If Jeremy ever offers in-home consultations... well, let’s just say I’m free most evenings.
So yeah—10/10 experience. Great product, amazing service, and a budtender who could start a cult if he wanted to. I’ll definitely be back for another round of flower... and let’s be honest, another look at Jeremy.