DANK BY DEFINITION is a New York State-based brand founded by a group of New York state cannabis experts and New York hospitality enthusiasts. Our mission is to provide premium quality cannabis products and experiences for our culture and our city.

ALASKAN THUNDER FUCK (14 PACK PRE-ROLL)

MAUI WOWIE 1.25G PRE-ROLL BLUNT

MEGAN FOXXX (7 GRAM SMALLS)

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Brace yourself for a blast of euphoria with our DANK Pre-Roll 14 Pack featuring Afghani a legendary indica strain known for its roots in the ancient landscapes of Afghanistan, the origin of many classic cannabis varieties. Renowned for its heavy resin production inherited genetically through generations, Afghani offers a deeply soothing experience, marked by a sweet and earthy flavor profile. It envelops users in a profound state of relaxation and euphoria, making it a favorite among those seeking relief from insomnia, pain, and stress. This strain’s potent effects also stimulate appetite, making it an ideal choice for medical marijuana patients needing to manage physical discomfort and enhance their overall wellbeing.

AFGHANI (14 PACK PRE-ROLL)

Dive into the indulgent relaxation of Grease Monkey, a sweet hybrid strain with a potent blend of earthy and skunky overtones. Born from the union of GG4 and Cookies and Cream, this strain delivers a lazy, munchie-fueled body buzz that effectively eases chronic pain, nausea, and stress. While it straddles the line between relaxation and sedation, Grease Monkey's deep calming effects may guide some towards a restful sleep, making it perfect for unwinding after a long day. Enjoy the soothing embrace of this hybrid as it softens the edges of your day.

GREASE MONKEY (1 GRAM)

Cinderella 99, affectionately known as "C99" or "Cindy," is a sativa-dominant hybrid celebrated for its potent cerebral effects and sweet fruity flavors. Developed by Mr. Soul of Brothers Grimm from seeds found in a Jack Herer package in Amsterdam, this strain is a favorite among indoor growers due to its compact size, high yields, and swift flowering times. Its uplifting effects are perfect for tackling fatigue and stress, offering a burst of creative energy that enhances mood and mental clarity, making Cinderella 99 a delightful choice for daytime use.

CINDERELLA 99 (14 GRAMS)

A one gram (1G) pre-roll joint of premium DANK MAUI WOWIE flower rolled in classic joint paper. Maui Wowie—a legendary, sun-soaked sativa that brings the tropics straight to your taste buds. Bursting with juicy pineapple, citrus zest, and a touch of island sweetness, this smooth-hitting strain delivers an instant vacation for the senses. The high? Uplifting, energizing, and stress-melting, keeping you motivated, creative, and ready to soak in the good vibes. Whether you're chasing adventure or just chasing the sun, Maui Wowie brings the breeze, the bliss, and the undeniable DANK experience.

MAUI WOWIE 1G PRE-ROLL JOINT

Smooth, balanced, and always clutch — Larry Bird is that hybrid that hits from all angles. Expect a euphoric lift that sharpens the mind, followed by a relaxed body buzz that doesn't slow you down. It's the perfect strain to vibe out, get creative, or just feel good without getting glued to the couch.Flavors are clean and complex — sweet lemon, creamy pine, and a hint of earth, making every hit feel like a fast break to flavor town.

LARRY BIRD (14 GRAMS)

Rich, creamy, and ready to knock you out — Ice Cream Cake serves up that deep body melt with a sugar-coated twist.Expect a full mental slowdown followed by a smooth fade into couch mode and sleep.Flavors are straight dessert — vanilla frosting, sweet dough, and a touch of gas on the exhale. It’s heavy, it’s calming, and it doesn’t miss.

ICE CREAM CAKE (3.5G BAG)

Pineapple Express is a sativa-dominant hybrid strain made by crossing Trainwreck with Hawaiian. While this strain rose to fame on the silver screen in 2008 amidst the release of Pineapple Express, it is a real strain that you can find on the shelves of dispensaries across the country. Since then, this strain has become a favorite in the hearts and minds of cannabis lovers. Pineapple Express produces long-lasting energetic effects that you can feel right away. It may make you feel buzzy, alert, and creative. The best time to smoke Pineapple Express is best in the morning, afternoon, or early evening hours. In terms of flavor, this strain packs a punch to your pallet with bright citrus notes infused with pineapple and earthy pine.

PINEAPPLE EXPRESS (14 GRAMS)

A one gram (1G) pre-roll joint of premium DANK Alien Cookies flower rolled in classic joint paper. Step into the cosmic allure of Alien Cookies, a rare gem crafted from the union of GSC and Aliendawg. This strain captivates with its rich vanilla and earthy undertones, emanating from buds laden with shimmering trichomes. Known for its seductive effects, Alien Cookies delivers relaxation, a touch of euphoria, and a profound appetite enhancement. Each encounter with this elusive strain promises a cherished experience, perfect for unwinding and combating anxiety, stress, and depression. Savor its unique flavor and potent relief, a true treasure for those fortunate enough to find it.

ALIEN COOKIES 1G PRE-ROLL JOINT

This one lights up fast — a heady sativa that slaps you awake and keeps you sharp. Miami Heat fuels your focus, boosts your mood, and hits with that high-energy, full-court press.Expect bright citrus and sweet grape on the inhale, with a funky skunk finish that lingers. It’s loud in both flavor and effect, perfect for creatives, grinders, or anyone trying to stay in the zone.

MIAMI HEAT (14 GRAMS)

Don’t let the playful name fool you — Frosted Flakes is a heavy-hitting indica-dominant hybrid that’s more knockout than nostalgia. Known for its frosty trichomes and sweet, creamy flavor with hints of vanilla, sugar, and gas, this strain lives up to its cereal-inspired name.Effects hit smooth and settle in heavy: relaxation, euphoria, and that hazy “melt-into-the-couch” vibe. Great for end-of-day wind-downs, pain relief, or just zoning out in front of your favorite show. Some batches lean more sedating, so save it for when the day’s done.

FROSTED FLAKES (14 GRAMS)

Clockwork Orange is a sinister hybrid with cult status. Once a clone-only elite, this G13 x Black Widow cross brings a powerful fusion of hazy mental elevation and couch-locking indica weight. Small and bushy in stature, but massive in effect this strain is not for beginners. It hits fast, hits hard, and takes you on a trip that’s equal parts cerebral chaos and physical sedation. Growers love it. Veterans crave it. You’ve been warned.

CLOCKWORK ORANGE

A strain that hits hard with a unique, pungent aroma, it’s as bold as its name suggests. Expect a funky mix of floral, soapy, and candy-like notes, balanced with a gassy undertone that lingers on the palate. The experience is strong and potent, making it ideal for sparking creativity or unwinding, whether you’re daydreaming or relaxing into the night. With its lingering, complex flavor and powerful effects, Permanent Marker is the kind of strain that sticks with you, leaving a lasting impression every time.

PERMANENT MARKER

A burst of pure joy in every puff, Lychee offers an uplifting high that lights up your mind while keeping things smooth and balanced. Its sweet, fruity essence of citrus and berries hits you with a refreshing burst of flavor, while the aroma fills the air with a sweet, exotic vibe that’s hard to resist. Expect a heady, euphoric experience that gently flows into your body, giving you a relaxed, yet energized feeling that’s perfect for taking on the day. Whether you're kickstarting your morning or enjoying a chill session, Lychee’s vibrant and balanced buzz makes it an ideal companion for daytime adventures.

LYCHEE (1 OZ)

A half gram (0.5G) pre-roll blunt of premium DANK Cheese & Chong flower rolled in fresh hemp wrap with a glass tip. Dive into the distinctive world of Cheese & Chong, a sativa-dominant hybrid that marries the pungent profiles of Cheese with the uplifting effects of Casey Jones. Known for its invigorating high, this strain is celebrated by experienced cannabis enthusiasts for its ability to energize the mind while providing relief from pain and stress. The buds emit a robust aroma of sharp cheese mixed with earthy notes, enticing your senses and setting the stage for a euphoric experience. Ideal for moments when you need a joyful boost, Cheese & Chong pre-rolls are your ticket to a blissful escape.

CHEESE & CHONG 0.5G PRE-ROLL BLUNT

A half gram (0.5G) pre-roll joint of premium DANK Jack And Cheese flower rolled in classic joint paper. Jack AND Cheese is a dynamic hybrid strain, predominantly sativa, offering an uplifting and cerebral experience. This strain boasts a notable THC content that ensures a potent impact, ideal for those with a higher tolerance or experienced consumers looking for a robust session. The effects of Jack And Cheese are known for their invigorating quality, sparking creativity and providing an energetic boost that can brighten any day. While the origins of its genetics remain a mystery, this strain captivates with a unique flavor profile that hints at sharp, cheesy notes blended with an earthy undertone, making each experience both intriguing and enjoyable. Perfect for daytime use, Jack And Cheese keeps you motivated and mentally charged.

JACK AND CHEESE 0.5 JOINT

Green Crack, also known as "Green Crush" and "Mango Crack," is a potent sativa marijuana strain made by crossing Skunk #1 with an unknown indica. This strain is beloved by many consumers for its energizing effects. But don’t let the name fool you: this is pure cannabis. Few strains compare to Green Crack’s sharp energy and focus as it induces an invigorating mental buzz that keeps you going throughout the day. With a tangy, fruity flavor redolent of mango, Green Crack is a great daytime strain that may help consumers fight fatigue, stress, and depression.

GREEN CRACK (14 GRAMS)

A tropical slap to the face with a citrus twist — Sour Maui is a high-energy sativa hybrid that lights up your brain and kicks your body into cruise control. The high hits fast with a burst of euphoria, mental clarity, and that “let’s-get-up” feeling. Flavors are loud — zesty pineapple, sour citrus, and a diesel tang that lingers on the tongue. It’s sunshine in flower form, perfect for creative kicks, daytime missions, or shaking off a foggy mood. 

SOUR MAUI

Grape Nana, an indica-dominant hybrid, emerges from the delightful cross of Banana OG and Grape Pie BX, enveloping users in its rich and fruity embrace. This strain tantalizes the senses with a sweet aroma interlaced with skunky undertones, while its smoke is creamy and smooth, leaving a lingering taste of grapes and bananas with a hint of vanilla. Known for its relaxing, happy, and euphoric effects, Grape Nana is perfect for easing stress, combating insomnia, and alleviating pain. With a THC content that appeals to seasoned consumers, this strain invites a tranquil evening or a snug night in, enhancing relaxation with each puff.

GRAPE NANA (14 GRAMS)

A half gram (0.5G) pre-roll joint of premium DANK NYC Sour Diesel flower rolled in classic joint paper and infused with 50MG of concentrate. NYC Sour Diesel surges through the bustling streets of your mind, offering a sativa-driven journey that eventually nestles into a serene, full-bodied relaxation. Its signature aroma, a vivid bouquet of pungent lime and tart grapefruit, heralds its prestigious lineage—a five-time Cannabis Cup champion. Engaging and sociable, NYC Sour Diesel fuels conversation, making it a top pick for both social butterflies and those seeking a respite from the grip of anxiety, without the fear of heightened paranoia. This strain is the city's pulse in plant form, energizing and uplifting, perfect for tackling the urban jungle's daily stress.

NYC SOUR DIESEL 0.5G INFUSED JOINT

A one gram (1G) pre-roll joint of premium DANK White Widow flower rolled in classic joint paper and infused with 100MG of concentrate. White Widow, a renowned hybrid born from a Brazilian sativa landrace and a South Indian indica, dazzles with its crystal resin-coated buds, signaling the intense euphoria ahead. Praised for sparking creativity and energizing conversations, this strain is celebrated globally for its balanced effects that cater to both sativa and indica enthusiasts. Ideal for navigating stress, anxiety, and pain, White Widow is a testament to the art of breeding, offering a symphony of woody, spicy, and earthy flavors that resonate deeply with those who partake.

WHITE WIDOW 1G INFUSED JOINT

A half gram (0.5G) pre-roll blunt of premium DANK Alaskan Thunder Fuck flower rolled in fresh hemp wrap with a glass tip. Embark on a legendary journey with the Alaskan Thunderfuck, a sativa strain hailing from the frosty peaks of Alaska's Matanuska Valley. This iconic strain, also known as ATF, Matanuska Thunder Fuck, or Matanuska Tundra, began as a Northern California sativa crossed with Russian Ruderalis, later enriched with Afghani genetics to enhance its robustness. Alaskan Thunderfuck is revered for its large, frost-coated buds that release intense aromas of pine, lemon, menthol, and skunk. Experience a high that is both relaxing and euphorically intense, known for its gradual "creeper" effect and significant appetite stimulation. Unleash the bold spirit of Alaska with each puff of our DANK Alaskan Thunderfuck pre-roll.

ALASKAN THUNDER FUCK 0.5G PRE-ROLL BLUNT

Elevate your smoking experience with our DANK Pre-Roll 7 Pack featuring Skywalker OG. This Indica-dominant hybrid, born from the union of Mazar and Blueberry OG, boasts high THC levels and a terpene profile rich in myrcene, caryophyllene, and limonene. Known for its deep relaxation and euphoric effects, Skywalker OG effectively alleviates stress, pain, and symptoms of anxiety and depression. Named after the iconic Star Wars saga, it offers a powerful escape to a galaxy far, far away. Savor the spicy, herbal essence with undertones of diesel and pine in each soothing yet invigorating draw. Experience the force of DANK's Skywalker OG pre-rolls.

SKYWALKER OG (7 PACK PRE-ROLLS)

A 7 pack of pre-roll joints with premium DANK flower rolled in classic joint paper.

Pineapple Express delivers bright citrus, pineapple, and pine notes in a lively, smooth smoke. The high is fast, creative, and mentally sharp with gentle body ease. Energizing without overstimulation. A modern classic built for all-day use. From the Hudson Valley to New York’s top dispensaries, this is DANK by definition.

Strain Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
Flavor Notes: Pineapple • Citrus • Pine • Sweet
Aroma: Tropical • Fresh • Earthy
Effects: Energizing • Focused • Euphoric
Experience: Clear • Uplifting • Balanced
Best For: Morning • Afternoon • Creative Work

PINEAPPLE EXPRESS (7 PACK PRE-ROLL)

"Indoor-grown DANK flower cultivated in a controlled environment for maximum quality, consistency, and expression.

Jealousy blends earthy funk and fuel-forward depth into a balanced, refined smoke. The high keeps the mind calm and clear while the body stays light and energized. Controlled, confident, and quietly powerful. A modern classic built for daily performance. From the Hudson Valley to New York’s top dispensaries, this is DANK by definition.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Flavor Notes: Earth • Funk • Fuel • Citrus
Aroma: Gassy • Herbal • Pungent
Effects: Relaxed • Focused • Balanced
Experience: Smooth • Clear • Steady
Best For: Day-to-Night • Stress Relief • Productivity"

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