DANK BY DEFINITION is a New York State-based brand founded by a group of New York state cannabis experts and New York hospitality enthusiasts. Our mission is to provide premium quality cannabis products and experiences for our culture and our city.

ALASKAN THUNDER FUCK (14 PACK PRE-ROLL)

MAUI WOWIE 1.25G PRE-ROLL BLUNT

MEGAN FOXXX (7 GRAM SMALLS)

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Guava Cake, a tantalizing hybrid, unfolds its relaxing embrace with a tropical burst of flavors, hinting at sweet pear and lush tree fruits. This strain is crafted from a special cross of Wedding Cake, known for its soothing rather than energizing effects. With each exhale, Guava Cake induces a state of blissful tingle, mingled with a touch of arousal and a playful giggly sensation, perfect for unwinding. Its potent THC levels make it a favorite among experienced enthusiasts, seeking deep relaxation and a joyful escape from everyday stresses.

GUAVA CAKE

A half gram (0.5G) pre-roll blunt of premium DANK Alaskan Thunder Fuck flower rolled in fresh hemp wrap with a glass tip. Embark on a legendary journey with the Alaskan Thunderfuck, a sativa strain hailing from the frosty peaks of Alaska's Matanuska Valley. This iconic strain, also known as ATF, Matanuska Thunder Fuck, or Matanuska Tundra, began as a Northern California sativa crossed with Russian Ruderalis, later enriched with Afghani genetics to enhance its robustness. Alaskan Thunderfuck is revered for its large, frost-coated buds that release intense aromas of pine, lemon, menthol, and skunk. Experience a high that is both relaxing and euphorically intense, known for its gradual "creeper" effect and significant appetite stimulation. Unleash the bold spirit of Alaska with each puff of our DANK Alaskan Thunderfuck pre-roll.

ALASKAN THUNDER FUCK 0.5G PRE-ROLL BLUNT

A half gram (0.5G) pre-roll joint of premium DANK Pineapple Express flower rolled in classic joint paper. Pineapple Express is a sativa-dominant hybrid strain made by crossing Trainwreck with Hawaiian. While this strain rose to fame on the silver screen in 2008 amidst the release of Pineapple Express, it is a real strain that you can find on the shelves of dispensaries across the country. Since then, this strain has become a favorite in the hearts and minds of cannabis lovers. Pineapple Express produces long-lasting energetic effects that you can feel right away. It may make you feel buzzy, alert, and creative. The best time to smoke Pineapple Express is best in the morning, afternoon, or early evening hours. In terms of flavor, this strain packs a punch to your pallet with bright citrus notes infused with pineapple and earthy pine.

PINEAPPLE EXPRESS 0.5G INFUSED JOINT

Jack And Cheese is a dynamic hybrid strain, predominantly sativa, offering an uplifting and cerebral experience. This strain boasts a notable THC content that ensures a potent impact, ideal for those with a higher tolerance or experienced consumers looking for a robust session. The effects of Jack And Cheese are known for their invigorating quality, sparking creativity and providing an energetic boost that can brighten any day. While the origins of its genetics remain a mystery, this strain captivates with a unique flavor profile that hints at sharp, cheesy notes blended with an earthy undertone, making each experience both intriguing and enjoyable. Perfect for daytime use, Jack And Cheese keeps you motivated and mentally charged.

JACK AND CHEESE (7 GRAM SMALLS)

A half gram (0.5G) pre-roll blunt of premium DANK Cheese & Chong flower rolled in fresh hemp wrap with a glass tip. Dive into the distinctive world of Cheese & Chong, a sativa-dominant hybrid that marries the pungent profiles of Cheese with the uplifting effects of Casey Jones. Known for its invigorating high, this strain is celebrated by experienced cannabis enthusiasts for its ability to energize the mind while providing relief from pain and stress. The buds emit a robust aroma of sharp cheese mixed with earthy notes, enticing your senses and setting the stage for a euphoric experience. Ideal for moments when you need a joyful boost, Cheese & Chong pre-rolls are your ticket to a blissful escape.

CHEESE & CHONG 0.5G PRE-ROLL BLUNT

Wedding Cake is a potent indica-hybrid derived from the cross between Triangle Kush and Animal Mints. This strain delivers relaxing and euphoric effects that deeply calm both body and mind, making it ideal for evening relaxation. Its flavor is rich and tangy with an earthy, peppery undertone, appealing to those who enjoy a complex taste experience. Wedding Cake is especially favored by medical marijuana patients seeking relief from pain, insomnia, and appetite loss. Due to its high THC content, it's advisable for consumers with lower tolerance to approach this strain with mindfulness to fully enjoy its profound benefits.

WEDDING CAKE (14 GRAMS)

Unleash the dynamic energy of SFV OG in our exclusive DANK blend. Hailing from California’s San Fernando Valley, this sativa-dominant hybrid is perfect for those seeking potent pain relief without the confines of the couch. SFV OG distinguishes itself with a vibrant blend of earthy pine and zesty lemon aromas, delivering a balanced experience of cerebral haziness followed by sustained bodily relaxation. Ideal for alleviating pain, stress, and anxiety, this strain invites you to enjoy both mental clarity and soothing comfort.


SFV OG (1 OZ)

OG Kush, a legendary strain that emerged in Florida during the early '90s, is famed for its complex aroma blending fuel, skunk, and spice. This iconic hybrid, which involves genetics from Northern California, Chemdawg, Lemon Thai, and Hindu Kush, is best known for its robust lemon-pine-fuel scent and a high-THC profile delivering both cerebral and physical effects. Often referred to as “Original Gangster,” OG Kush represents the genetic backbone of many West Coast strains, giving rise to famous varieties like GSC and Headband. Enjoyed later in the day, it effectively helps alleviate stress, anxiety, and pain, while providing a satisfying munchies kick.

OG KUSH

A 5 pack of infused pre-roll joints with premium DANK flower rolled in classic joint paper and infused with concentrate.

Dank N Donuts blends sweet bakery notes with deep gas undertones for a rich, comforting smoke. The high lifts the mood quickly before easing into warm, full-body calm. Cozy, steady, and quietly addictive. Built for everyday enjoyment without compromise. From the Hudson Valley to New York’s top dispensaries, this is DANK by definition.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Flavor Notes: Pastry • Sweet • Gas • Cream
Aroma: Sugary • Funky • Warm
Effects: Happy • Relaxing • Euphoric
Experience: Smooth • Comforting • Balanced
Best For: Anytime • Stress Relief • Unwinding"

DANK N' DOUNTS (5 PACK PRE-ROLL)

Rich, creamy, and ready to knock you out — Ice Cream Cake serves up that deep body melt with a sugar-coated twist.Expect a full mental slowdown followed by a smooth fade into couch mode and sleep.Flavors are straight dessert — vanilla frosting, sweet dough, and a touch of gas on the exhale. It’s heavy, it’s calming, and it doesn’t miss.

ICE CREAM CAKE (3.5G BAG)

"Indoor-grown DANK flower cultivated in a controlled environment for maximum quality, consistency, and expression.

Jealousy blends earthy funk and fuel-forward depth into a balanced, refined smoke. The high keeps the mind calm and clear while the body stays light and energized. Controlled, confident, and quietly powerful. A modern classic built for daily performance. From the Hudson Valley to New York’s top dispensaries, this is DANK by definition.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Flavor Notes: Earth • Funk • Fuel • Citrus
Aroma: Gassy • Herbal • Pungent
Effects: Relaxed • Focused • Balanced
Experience: Smooth • Clear • Steady
Best For: Day-to-Night • Stress Relief • Productivity"

JEALOUSY

A 5 pack of infused pre-roll joints with premium DANK flower rolled in classic joint paper and infused with concentrate.

Sour Sorbet blends creamy citrus sweetness with sharp diesel undertones for a smooth, layered smoke. The high opens with bright euphoria before settling into deep physical calm. Balanced, flavorful, and quietly heavy-hitting. Built for consistency and crafted for impact. From the Hudson Valley to New York’s top dispensaries, this is DANK by definition.

Strain Type: Indica-Leaning Hybrid
Flavor Notes: Citrus • Cream • Vanilla • Sour
Aroma: Sweet • Gassy • Fruity
Effects: Euphoric • Relaxing • Calming
Experience: Smooth • Potent • Grounded
Best For: Evening • Wind Down • Rest"

SOUR SORBET (5 PACK PRE-ROLL)

"Sun-grown DANK flower cultivated outdoors using natural sunlight to develop bold flavor, rich profiles, and full-spectrum character.

S’mores layers sweet chocolate and creamy marshmallow notes with a peppery edge. The high lifts the mood quickly before dropping into deep, full-body stillness. Comforting, heavy, and built for the late hours. A dessert profile with real weight behind it. From the Hudson Valley to New York’s top dispensaries, this is DANK by definition.

Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
Flavor Notes: Chocolate • Cream • Sweet • Spice
Aroma: Sugary • Peppery • Warm
Effects: Euphoric • Relaxing • Sedating
Experience: Heavy • Cozy • Slow-Burning
Best For: Evenings • Sleep • Full Reset"

S'MORES (14 GRAMS)

A 1.35 gram pre-roll blunt of premium DANK Afghani flower rolled in fresh hemp with a glass tip and infused with 100MG of concentrate.

Afghani is a legendary indica strain known for its roots in the ancient landscapes of Afghanistan, the origin of many classic cannabis varieties. Renowned for its heavy resin production inherited genetically through generations, Afghani offers a deeply soothing experience, marked by a sweet and earthy flavor profile. It envelops users in a profound state of relaxation and euphoria, making it a favorite among those seeking relief from insomnia, pain, and stress. This strain’s potent effects also stimulate appetite, making it an ideal choice for medical marijuana patients needing to manage physical discomfort and enhance their overall wellbeing.

AFGHANI 1.35G PRE-ROLL INFUSED BLUNT

A 1.35 gram pre-roll blunt of premium DANK Uptown Haze flower rolled in fresh hemp with a glass tip and infused with 100MG of concentrate.

Uptown Haze delivers a bright, uplifting head high that keeps you happy, social, and clear-minded. Light, energetic, and giggle-friendly, it’s perfect for daytime vibes, good conversations, and staying in motion without feeling weighed down.


UPTOWN HAZE 1.35G PRE-ROLL INFUSED BLUNT

"Sun-grown DANK flower cultivated outdoors using natural sunlight to develop bold flavor, rich profiles, and full-spectrum character.

Gas Face brings dense, fuel-forward intensity with deep mint and cookie-like richness underneath. The high is creative and uplifting at first, then settles into heavy calm without losing control. Loud flavor, strong presence, and serious staying power. Built for people who know what they’re buying. From the Hudson Valley to New York’s top dispensaries, this is DANK by definition.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Flavor Notes: Fuel • Mint • Cookie • Earth
Aroma: Gassy • Stanky • Pungent
Effects: Uplifting • Creative • Relaxing
Experience: Heavy • Potent • Long-Lasting
Best For: Day-to-Night • Unwinding • Deep Sessions"

GAS FACE (14 GRAMS)

A one gram (1G) pre-roll joint of premium DANK Silver Super Haze flower rolled in classic joint paper and infused with 100MG of concentrate. Super Silver Haze, a trichome-laden masterpiece, takes the stage with its sativa essence, offering a curtain-raising energetic buzz that's perfect for the grand show of life. Its illustrious history of accolades is matched by its potent ability to lift spirits, inspire creativity, and combat the nagging critics of stress and nausea. With notes of Skunk and Northern Lights in its heritage, this strain is like a standing ovation for your senses, a true encore performer for those seeking to elevate their day-to-day narrative.

SILVER SUPER HAZE 1G INFUSED JOINT

A pre-roll joint of premium DANK flower rolled in classic joint paper.

Purple Punch blends grape candy, blueberry, and vanilla sweetness into a rich, dessert-forward smoke. The high lands quickly, lifting the mood before melting into deep physical relaxation. Smooth, comforting, and quietly powerful. Designed for slow nights and full release. From the Hudson Valley to New York’s top dispensaries, this is DANK by definition.

Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
Flavor Notes: Grape • Blueberry • Vanilla • Sweet
Aroma: Fruity • Herbal • Candy
Effects: Euphoric • Relaxing • Sedating
Experience: Smooth • Cozy • Heavy
Best For: Evenings • Sleep • Stress Relief

PURPLE PUNCH 0.5G PRE-ROLL JOINT

Wedding Cake is a potent indica-hybrid derived from the cross between Triangle Kush and Animal Mints. This strain delivers relaxing and euphoric effects that deeply calm both body and mind, making it ideal for evening relaxation. Its flavor is rich and tangy with an earthy, peppery undertone, appealing to those who enjoy a complex taste experience. Wedding Cake is especially favored by medical marijuana patients seeking relief from pain, insomnia, and appetite loss. Due to its high THC content, it's advisable for consumers with lower tolerance to approach this strain with mindfulness to fully enjoy its profound benefits.

WEDDING CAKE (1 OZ)

Experience the cherished GSC in our new 14 pack series, an indica-dominant hybrid that hails from California. Known also as "Girl Scout Cookies," this strain is a blend of OG Kush and F1 Durban, delivering a symphony of euphoric and relaxing effects. Ideal for seasoned users, GSC envelops you in happiness and a profound sense of calm, perfect for unwinding. Its pungent, dessert-like aroma and flavor burst with notes of mint, cherry, and lemon, making each session a decadent escape.

GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (14 PACK PRE-ROLL)

A 1.25 gram pre-roll blunt of premium DANK Girl Scout Cookies flower rolled in a fresh hemp wrap with a glass tip. Experience the beloved Girl Scout Cookies, an indica-dominant hybrid renowned for its euphoric and relaxing effects. A cross between OG Kush and F1 Durban, this strain delivers a symphony of mental euphoria and physical relaxation. Known for its rich, dessert-like aroma and flavor that hints at mint, cherry, and lemon, Girl Scout Cookies offers a decadent escape that soothes and uplifts. Ideal for seasoned users seeking profound tranquility and a luxurious taste experience.

GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 1.25G PRE-ROLL BLUNT

Skywalker OG, an Indica-dominant hybrid, is renowned for its robust THC levels. It results from crossing Mazar with Blueberry OG, enriched by a terpene profile dominated by myrcene, caryophyllene, and limonene. This strain's effects are profoundly relaxing and euphoric, making it ideal for alleviating stress, pain, and symptoms of anxiety and depression. Skywalker OG is aptly named after the Star Wars saga, reflecting its powerful effects that can transport users to a galaxy far, far away. Its aroma and flavor profile features a spicy, herbal essence underscored by diesel and pine, providing a soothing yet invigorating experience.

SKYWALKER OG (7 GRAMS SMALLS)

The latest in our 7 pack series, Gary Payton delivers a smooth, balanced high that keeps the mind sharp while the body stays relaxed. Clean, confident, and steady, it’s perfect for staying locked in, social, and in control from start to finish.

GARY PAYTON OG (7 PACK PRE-ROLL)

A 1G pre-roll joint of premium DANK Amnesia Haze flower, rolled in classic joint paper.

Amnesia Haze—a bright, invigorating sativa that kicks off your day with a surge of energy and a lasting smile. Packed with zesty lemon, fresh citrus, and a hint of earthiness, every hit is crisp, smooth, and refreshingly bold. The high? Uplifting, euphoric, and laser-focused, keeping you motivated, creative, and ready to take on whatever comes your way. Whether you're getting after it or just soaking in the vibes, Amnesia Haze delivers a wake-up call like no other—bold, flavorful, and undeniably DANK.

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