Name: Purple Monster Kush
Brand: Phat Panda
Rating: 5 (1 reviews)

Phat Panda strives to contribute to the cannabis space and provide the highest quality, affordable products for our Panda family every day! We are achieving this by blending the most advanced growing techniques with state-of-the-art technology and bringing the results to market in the form of affordable chronic for you!

Phat Panda

Good Ol' Fashion is an indica dominant cross between Terpee Slurpee and Trophy Wife. It delivers a gassy inhale with a sweet exhale. Its sweet, earthy, and citrusy aromas make this strain a classic choice for those who appreciate a well-rounded and relaxing smoke.


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• Most Sacramento locations now have a $30 min.
• Lincoln & El Dorado Hills now has a $60 order min.
• Southern extended areas's order min. is $50 (All locations south of Elk Grove including: Tracy, Stockton, Lodi, Galt, and Manteca)

Valid through December 31st 2025 or while promotion lasts.
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🍍 AVERAGE WAIT TIMES: (Approximately between 1 hour to 4 hours) Estimated delivery times (ETA) are all dependent on the time of day and delivery location. All members will be given an initial time of delivery departure and will be contacted with an updated ETA once your courier departs. If at any time there is failure of contact with delivery, we can always reschedule for the next available route or for the next day free of charge. We service a large area and we appreciate your patience during these times!

🍍 DELIVERY ETIQUETTE: Couriers must complete deliveries at your door, inside the comfort of your home, garage, or back/sideyard (away from public view). Please respect that we DO NOT deliver to public places, parking lots, or school campus commons/housing. For the safety of all parties, we have a NO KNOCK POLICY after 8:00pm as couriers will call when they arrive. 

🍍 REFUND/EXCHANGE POLICY: Please read our policy prior to any refunds or exchanges

🍍 Humble Root Guarantee: Our staff is dedicated to going above and beyond with our product, services, and YOUR OVERALL WELL BEING! If there are any inconveniences that you experience in our hands, please let us know right away OR leave us a review if you truly love the service we provide! 🍍 #StayHumble #HumbleRoot

⭐ Voted Best Overall Satisfaction & Most Knowledgeable Staff by SNR 

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1g Good Ol Fashion "Platinum Line" Pre-Roll - Phat Panda

Dirty Martini, offspring of Kushmintz and Grape Cream Cake, presents a sweet blend of smooth relaxation and indulgent flavor. Its profile offers a rich mix of earthy and sweet grape aromas with refreshing minty undertones, delivering a smooth and deeply soothing experience perfect for a mellow evening or a moment of pure relaxation. 

1g Dirty Martini "Platinum Line" Pre-Roll - Phat Panda

1g Panda Runtz "Platinum Line" Pre-Roll - Phat Panda

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