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Hijack Autoflowering is an auto cannabis variety. It combines classic genetics from Jack Herer and AK-47 with a ruderalis variety, making for well-rounded auto with decent yields and powerful effects.

Hijack Auto is a Sativa dominant strain. Thanks to its Jack Herer lineage, this strain produces an almost immediate sense of euphoria coupled with strong cerebral stimulation. This leaves users feeling happy, sociable, productive, and creative, making it ideal for daytime use.

However, the AK-47 genes also do their part to give the entire experience an indica kick, characterized by physical relaxation and a slight body buzz that leaves users feeling relaxed and happy without becoming lethargic or lazy.  From:Cannabis Info

Hijack

Barney’s Farm all started when Derry settled in the Himalayas, where he honed his knowledge of selective breeding, creating diverse strains and choosing phenotypes for their tastes, aromas and THC levels.

Whilst on his travels Derry collected a wide variety of land-race Cannabis seeds. He selected strains from Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, Nepal, Thailand, Burma, Vietnam and China to ensure that he had the widest selection of strains to work with. His wide selection of choices helped him to create some of the outstanding strains which have become the favourites for many people around the world.

Derry then returned to Amsterdam, knowing this could put his new found knowledge to use in the mass development of commercial strains. Barney’s Farm was then born, and started to build its reputation as one of the best seed companies in the world.

As the brand evolved Derry determined that the Barney’s Farm brand needed to move into new territories, making way for the world famous Barney’s Farm Coffee-Shop. This made every premium strain available for the public to enjoy, and was celebrated by cannabis aficionados from across the world. This is when the company really started to grow in popularity, especially in the eyes of the Cannabis press.

Barney’s Farm is renowned as the world leaders in the production of top quality female cannabis seeds. The team at Barney’s are always at the cutting edge of the culture, pushing the industry to create the biggest and best genetics. The team are continuously looking for the latest and greatest cultivations, and will ensure to provide these to the world.

We will continue to search the world for seeds for the most indigenous genetics from far and wide. The team are all highly experienced breeders and have progressively been gathering landrace genetics from each corner of the world since the early 1980’s.

The passion and commitment of Barney’s is unrivalled and is reflected in their search to provide new and exciting feminised cannabis strains. At present the majority of exciting and boundary pushing Barneys Farm Feminised Seeds are available in packs of 5 and 10. These seeds are very popular 99% of plants grow into Female strains. This is an enormous advantage as no time or space is wasted in tending unwanted male plants where such cultivation is legal.

Barney’s Farm has won numerous international prizes for the flawless quality and stability of its products, making it a recognised world leader in the production of top quality seeds. This passion and devotion for our chosen life underlines our commitment to provide our customers with the very best genetics possible. Our search for rare genetics will never end and we are dedicated to the creation of new and exciting marijuana strains.

Barney's Farm

 Mostly Indica strain that blends Critical Mass & OG Kush. Perfect strain for nighttime medication for pain, stress, insomnia and muscle spasms. 

Critical Kush

Critical Kush from Barney&rsquo;s Farm is a mostly <a href="/strains/lists/category/indica">indica</a> strain that blends together two famed cannabis staples, <a href="/strains/critical-mass">Critical Mass</a> and <a href="/strains/og-kush">OG Kush</a>. Aromatic notes of <a href="/strains/lists/flavor/earthy">earthiness</a> and <a href="/strains/lists/flavor/spicy-herbal">spice</a> usher in a calming sensation that <a href="/strains/lists/effect/relaxed">relaxes</a> the mind and body. Critical Kush pairs a staggeringly high THC content with a moderate dose of <a href="/news/cannabis-101/whats-the-deal-with-these-high-cbd-strains">CBD</a>, making this strain a perfect nighttime medication for <a href="/strains/lists/condition/pain">pain</a>, <a href="/strains/lists/condition/stress">stress</a>, insomnia, and <a href="/strains/lists/condition/muscle-spasms">muscle spasms</a>. Growers cultivating this strain indoors will wait 50 to 60 days for Critical Kush to complete its flowering cycle.

Critical Kush from Barney’s Farm is a mostly indica strain that blends together two famed cannabis staples, Critical Mass and OG Kush. Aromatic notes of earthiness and spice usher in a calming sensation that relaxes the mind and body. Critical Kush pairs a staggeringly high THC content with a moderate dose of CBD, making this strain a perfect nighttime medication for pain, stress, insomnia, and muscle spasms. Growers cultivating this strain indoors will wait 50 to 60 days for Critical Kush to complete its flowering cycle.

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Critical Kush from Barney’s Farm is a mostly indica strain that blends together two famed cannabis staples, Critical Mass and OG Kush.

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Blue Cookies is an indica-dominant hybrid cross between two celebrity strains, Girl Scout Cookies and Blueberry. As the child of these heavyweight champion strains, Blue Cookies delivers a crushing blow of euphoria straight to the head, where it swiftly sinks down to relax the entire body. Sweet berry flavors fuse with earthy cherry notes in a flavor profile as enticing as the bud’s thick coat of frosty resin that stretches over twisting hues of green and purple. 

Blue Cookies

Blue Cookies is an <a href="/strains/lists/category/indica">indica</a>-dominant <a href="/strains/lists/category/hybrid">hybrid</a> cross between two celebrity strains, <a href="/strains/gsc">Girl Scout Cookies</a> and <a href="/strains/blueberry">Blueberry</a>. As the child of these heavyweight champion strains, Blue Cookies delivers a crushing blow of <a href="/strains/lists/effect/euphoric">euphoria</a> straight to the head, where it swiftly sinks down to <a href="/strains/lists/effect/relaxed">relax</a> the entire body. <a href="/strains/lists/flavor/sweet">Sweet</a> <a href="/strains/lists/flavor/berry">berry</a> flavors fuse with <a href="/strains/lists/flavor/earthy">earthy</a> cherry notes in a flavor profile as enticing as the bud&rsquo;s thick coat of frosty resin that stretches over twisting hues of green and purple. Novice consumers should approach Blue Cookies with modesty, but this strain&rsquo;s potency is perfect for hard-to-impress veterans. You may also come across another variation of Blue Cookies, a select Girl Scout Cookies <a href="/news/growing/cannabis-genotypes-and-phenotypes-what-makes-a-strain-unique">phenotype</a> that lacks the Blueberry genetics.

Blue Cookies is an indica-dominant hybrid cross between two celebrity strains, Girl Scout Cookies and Blueberry. As the child of these heavyweight champion strains, Blue Cookies delivers a crushing blow of euphoria straight to the head, where it swiftly sinks down to relax the entire body. Sweet berry flavors fuse with earthy cherry notes in a flavor profile as enticing as the bud’s thick coat of frosty resin that stretches over twisting hues of green and purple. Novice consumers should approach Blue Cookies with modesty, but this strain’s potency is perfect for hard-to-impress veterans. You may also come across another variation of Blue Cookies, a select Girl Scout Cookies phenotype that lacks the Blueberry genetics.

Blue Cookies is an indica-dominant hybrid cross between two celebrity strains, Girl Scout Cookies and Blueberry.

aka Blue GSC

The effects of this strain are on the milder side and largely reported as relaxing, cutting through stress without the cloudiness. Undoubtedly, this strain is best known for its intense fruity smell and taste, similar to its relative Blueberry.

Huckleberry

The origins and genetics of Huckleberry are under debate, but there is no disputing the strain&rsquo;s unmistakable berry aroma. The flower is compact, light green in color, and generally covered in orange hairs. Huckleberry plants have a flowering time of 8-9 weeks and produce average yields. They might be a bit tricky for the novice grower. The effects of this strain are on the milder side and largely reported as relaxing, cutting through stress without the cloudiness. Undoubtedly, this strain is best known for its intense fruity smell and taste, similar to its relative <a href="/strains/blueberry" style="text-decoration:none;">Blueberry</a>.

The origins and genetics of Huckleberry are under debate, but there is no disputing the strain’s unmistakable berry aroma. The flower is compact, light green in color, and generally covered in orange hairs. Huckleberry plants have a flowering time of 8-9 weeks and produce average yields. They might be a bit tricky for the novice grower. The effects of this strain are on the milder side and largely reported as relaxing, cutting through stress without the cloudiness. Undoubtedly, this strain is best known for its intense fruity smell and taste, similar to its relative Blueberry.

The Huckleberry hybrid cannabis strain is best known for its intense berry aroma and comes with relaxing sativa-dominant effects.

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Blackberry

Blackberry is a <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/category/hybrid">hybrid marijuana strain</a> made by crossing <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/black-domina">Black Domina</a> with <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/raspberry-cough">Raspberry Cough</a>. This strain produces effects that feel buzzy and <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/effect/relaxed">relaxing</a>. Blackberry has a <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/flavor/pungent">pungent aroma</a> that <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/flavor/tree-fruit">smells like fruit</a> and <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/flavor/diesel">fuel</a>. Growers say this strain comes in a tight leaf struture with frosty buds. Blackberry grows best indoors and has a flowering time of 9-11 weeks.

Blackberry is a hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Black Domina with Raspberry Cough. This strain produces effects that feel buzzy and relaxing. Blackberry has a pungent aroma that smells like fruit and fuel. Growers say this strain comes in a tight leaf struture with frosty buds. Blackberry grows best indoors and has a flowering time of 9-11 weeks.

Offering predominantly physical effects, Kush-N-Cheese leans toward an indica-dominant effect while remaining a somewhat functional hybrid. Anticipate long-lasting relaxation that increases in weight and depth with continued consumption. 

Kush-N-Cheese

Kush-N-Cheese by Dinafem Seeds is a pungent cross that is known for being good to both expert and novice growers. Created by crossing <a href="/strains/emerald-og">Emerald OG</a>&nbsp;with <a href="/strains/uk-cheese">UK Cheese</a>, this pungent pairing emits a savory stink of cheese, oil, and citrus. Offering predominantly physical effects, Kush-N-Cheese leans toward an indica-dominant effect while remaining a somewhat functional hybrid. Anticipate long-lasting relaxation that increases in weight and depth with continued consumption.&nbsp;

Kush-N-Cheese by Dinafem Seeds is a pungent cross that is known for being good to both expert and novice growers. Created by crossing Emerald OG with UK Cheese, this pungent pairing emits a savory stink of cheese, oil, and citrus. Offering predominantly physical effects, Kush-N-Cheese leans toward an indica-dominant effect while remaining a somewhat functional hybrid. Anticipate long-lasting relaxation that increases in weight and depth with continued consumption. 

Kush-N-Cheese by Dinafem Seeds is a pungent cross that is known for being good to both expert and novice growers. Created by crossing Emerald OG Kush with UK Cheese, this pungent pairing emits a savory stink of cheese, oil, and citrus.

A potent hybrid strain that delivers heavy-handed euphoria and relaxation, leaving you feeling “glued” to the couch. Its chunky, resin-covered buds fill the room with pungent earthy and sour aromas inherited from its parent strains, Chem’s Sister, Sour Dubb, and Chocolate Diesel.

Gorilla Glue Original Glue (f.k.a. GG4)

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I knew I had found my dispensary when I first walked in.  Neighborhood-feel.  Quaint, casual shop in Paseo. Super nice folks. The Painted Nurse Apothecary is what I might have imagined in the early seventies when I started therapy.  …2score&7

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This is the perfect little shop right in the Paseo district! The staff has always been super polite and educated about their products

Thanks so much. Having Leslie's Rn wisdom is great. One of the reasons we have so many strains is the different medical benefits of each. Let us know how the recommendations worked for you next time you are in. Take care!

I think if you want to try some good cannabis. This is a good place to start. The painted nurse helped answer my questions, and had a couple of recommendations.

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very awesome environment. Great prerolls and very good flower. The staff is knowledgeable and very outgoing.

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Helpful and friendly staff. Good bud reasonably priced.

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