As a pilot, sometimes the sky gets boring. And the cockpit is cramped. Luckily for me, Venom OG turned my lame flights into a tapestry of beauty. My co-pilots incessant "ah" after he takes a sip of ☕ coffee- didn't even care. The stewardess who always takes my flirting as an inconvenience, I just flirted with the other stewardess instead. That goose 🪿 that got sucked into the fuselage and now there's some and fire 🔥 coming off the rear tailwing? Fuggggittttt I'm LIT! I'm so quitting this job and starting a band called 'The Echelon Funk'. I hate stupid ✈️ planes.