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Packed a nice bowl in my ‘94 3ft J. Baker whilst I twisted up a hemp blunt. Immediately coughed so goddamn hard I thought I swallowed one of my balls. After 38 minutes of choking to death, I was so fucking high I thought I hit my head on the ceiling and started cussing at my buddy all pissed off blaming him for bringing this shit over. After I calmed down, my buddy had to show me how to use my arms n legs again which took about maybe 2hrs. Once I could walk n touch my face again, me n my buddy hit some xbox for another 4hrs til I realized I forgot to turn tv on then got agro cuz I couldnt find remote which ended up being underneath my buddys seat. It was at that moment I then remembered that my buddy had left for Guatemala 2 mos earlier for vacay n that I was actually hanging out with my bong the entire time. Decent nugs way heady