Harborside - Oakland
6/25/2013
I came in going through a pretty bad panic attack and really, really wanted and NEEDED an emergency Indica pre-roll or three to get me through the long, monotonous ride back to LA.
First, I was forced to endure a, "tour," of the rectangular, clearly marked, "Health Center." When I say, "forced," I literally mean the tour 'guide' snatched my rec out of my hands and said, "If you don't take the tour, you don't get any medicine." WTFamI. a 6 year-old child? THEN, I finally make it to the. "Nurse?," who insisted a CLEARLY typed, black and white labeled pre-roll that said, "SATIVA," was in fact an Indica, despite the GIANT, WHITE sticker that directly contradicted her in an EMBOLDENED, BLACK FONT (no less!) that indicates that the strain is most definitely not an, "Indica," but something that would make my heart explode and my eyeball go flying out of its socket.
Honestly, the place looks and feels like a prison. Me'thinks the goons everywhere don't help dispel the Alcatraz vibe you get, despite the blonde, hardwood floors, the stupid, stupid tour and the most pathetic looking flowers, not to mention the most indifferent people I have ever had the chance of meeting under the guise of, "Compassionate Care."
I left with an even worse panic attack and had to resort to dabbing at a rest stop like an animal.
NEVER, again, will I step within 20 miles of this place. Besides the fact it looks as if one of the goons is ready to throw you into the harbor if you look at him askew. This is supposed to be the premier facility in the US? HA! Then we are ALL in for a very rude awakening. Get your strains RELIABLY tested. Just get it together, already. What a excellent way to abuse an international spotlight. Great jobs guys! Stop making stupid brochures that nobody reads and pay attention to the patients walking through the door CLEARLY in distress.