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True OG review: Upon arrival home with my new Medical Marijuana (which was highly recommended), I began the anticipation with an oral ingestion via smoking apparatus of True OG. First few tastes, or "greens," were harsh and unflavourable. I coughed for a solid two minutes. It did, however, smell very pleasant. A half an hour into my journey, I discovered I was completely immobile from my uncomfortable sitting position and experienced a short-tempered conversation with my significant other. I couldn't finish complete sentences and became side-tracked very easily. I decided to give up talking altogether and tried to enjoy the uncommonly nice weather in my state. I couldn't focus on just one thought at a time though. Everything swarmed me in increments of highs and lows. It was nauseating. I lost track of time and noticed that my companion had left me a while ago. I decided to hoist myself up from my chair and attempt to make it to my bed. This did not go well. I finally made it to my bedroom after taking a wrong turn in my own house and attempted to find a suitable sleeping position. My partner appeared shortly after and offered to rub my back for me. I was quick with a snotty remark (uncommon in my demeanor) and ignored my agitation. I fell asleep quickly, but mind you, I did not stay asleep long. Three or four hours later, I woke up from back pain. My other trusted, reoccurring MMJ doses/flavours I use allow me to slumber for longer periods of time then True OG. I woke up the next morning groggy and stiff. It was not pleasant. All in all, I would rate this sample of Marijuana a 1.5/5 stars.