Alpha OG
7/6/2025
”OG Biden” AKA Alpha OG had me feeling like the Commander-in-Chief of confusion. I sat down to write this review… four separate times. Each attempt ended with me staring into space like I was about to announce a new policy but forgot what it was mid-sentence. This strain hits hard — like a secret service tackle to your short-term memory. Heavy cerebral fog, couch lock, and a strange desire to shake hands with invisible people. If you’re looking to forget what year it is or why you walked into a room, this one’s for you. Perfect for: zoning out, forgetting your to-do list, and maybe addressing the nation (if you can remember what you were gonna say). Effects: Spacey, heavy, sedating Negatives: Forgot I was writing this twice Would I smoke again? Let me circle back — I lost my train of thought.